mewsarmy

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Literally waiting to hear if I get my dream promotion next week. Please work

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

*evil optometrist voice* One day theyll see. They'll all see.

are you loud in bed?

you could say that

STILL HORNY ON MAIN FOR THE DRIFTER

anyways just let me scream in peace in the corner

So can we all admit that if Fred and George weren't in Gryffindor they would 100% be in Ravenclaw? Like the stuff they just invented becaue it would be funny is insane. They invented all kinds of crazy magic and that's the most ravenclaw thing ever. Just making something to see if you can and have a laugh. This was brought up with my boyfriend who is the most proud Ravenclaw I know and I can't even argue with him on this.

when mage’s eyes glow/change color while casting their spells reblog if u agree

So, I manage to land myself in a walking cast and honestly it sucks. I’m just glad that I work a job that requires me to drive a lot which means I’m not on my feet all day. So I got that going for me, I’m just glad I have a really supportive boyfriend. Honestly he gets more upset about this whole injury than I do and it feels really awesome to have someone in your corner like that. So yeah I’m going to be on the internet a lot when I’m not working because the stairs annoy the hell out of me

my therapist: can we shift the conversation from naruto to the more pressing issue? can we address the elephant in the room?

me: i mean if you want to talk about sasuke all you had to do was ask

I can’t believe I’m passing this class considering that all I’m doing is writing my fan fiction. I mean I pay attention for the most part.  

I’m writing a shitty fanfiction in my astrology class. And the guy who sits next to me plays the game the characters are from. So yay for not using proper names until I get home. 

Reblog if you would give Genji Shimada a hug

Y'all I'm like really bad at overwatch but it's so fun. Like I might be bad but I always have this stupid grin on my face

Writing instead of doing the rest of my homework. I am an adult who can totally do adult stuff. However, fluffy writing bs. 

What if there was a shared dreams soulmate au. Like one person has recurring nightmares about a live event and the other person experiences it as well.

Also weird fever dreams, like one person has a fever of 102 and the other person is just like what the fuck was that?

Like I dunno maybe someone else has thought of this but hey I'll just post it anyways.

I want to write therefore I am writing. I have no clue what I’m doing.

i love richie tozier reblog if you agree

Reblog if you have an original story!

I’m not talking about fanfictions or AU’s based off of a video game/comic/TV series, I’m talking about a story with a world and characters that are YOURS and YOURS alone.

Reblog with your sign in the tags

aries: the definition of a fuckboy but they actually have a soul. literally don’t give two shits about the haters and are some of the most loyal friends i’ve ever encountered. have very sudden growth periods. super dedicated to anything they put their mind to. ALSO OH MY GOD SO GOOD WITH THE TONGUE 

taurus: very eccentric, don’t really know how to deal with emotions. get flustered easily but it’s kinda cute. dreamy demeanor. will ignore the hell out of u if u fuck them over. are lowkey terrified of everything but will probs never admit that as they have some weird element of ego tied into that. 

gemini: really chill people when u get to know them but will scare the shit out of u for like six years if u don’t approach them. do not fucking piss them off as they will butcher yo ass with their tongue and hang u up for the rest of the world to see. probably has daddy issues. writers. really physically attractive and everybody is intimidated as fuck by it. dumb as hell in terms of love and will flirt with you incessantly. REALLY FUCKIN GOOD WITH THEIR HANDS LIKE DAMN. 

cancer: big hearts. fuckin adorable little water signs that are likely drowning in a puddle of their own tears. do not know how to fucking flirt to save their lives. their laughs are kooky as hell and i love it. probably smoke weed. u either love ‘em or want to kill them or are in some poorly balanced inbetween.

leo: okay y’all needa settle down a bit. fragile fuckin egos if i’ve ever seen ‘em and react hardcore if u piss them off. pretty over the top with everything. but damn, are some of the most hopelessly romantic motherfuckers i’ve met. will treat you like a fucking god(dess) if u let them. not super good at social cues tbh. good friends to have if u need to be validated. need quality time. 

virgo: y’all are lowkey hoes and give no fucks about it and it’s fucking great omfg. despite that, they maintain an endearing innocence and can be childish af when things don’t go their way but will love u until the end of time. great taste in music. super fucking smart but don’t show it off too often. 

libra: jesus christ okay i love u guys. super understanding and will always try to see all sides of a situation. probably have been through a lot. aren’t afraid to call u on ur shit and are lowkey emotional shawtys that are still trying to find themselves. make really wonderful parents. get crazy excited over little shit and it’s fucking adorable. 

scorpio: don’t fuck with these hoes unless u know urself first. will expose the parts of urself that u didn’t want to see. super gnarly in fights and will love u until the end of time. pretty standoffish and need time alone when emotionally unstable. keep themselves in amazing shape. are the loneliest fucks i know; be kind to them always. are probably in great shape (physically.)

sagittarius: craziest mofos out there. abandon all emotions before going into a situation and can be super impulsive. funny as fuck and always seem to be on another level. push themselves to the limit and usually forget to give themselves a break. ambitious and can get shit done when they need to. 

capricorn: talk about a ride or die. y’all are loyal to the grave and are incredible friends. until u get fucked over. will probably make ur enemies’ life a living hell, sometimes over-the-top about it. can be v athletic. good writers/artists. really interested in spirituality and the ethereal realms. u guys know what to do in bed and flirt hard af. also so fucking funny oh my god. 

aquarius: amazing friends. probably hate u. easily excitable. space cadets 4 life. rly good with animals and love food but probably restrict their eating habits in one way or another. a paradox in that they are fucking driven as hell to get shit done but give zero fucks at the same time. lowkey kinky af. want to kiss everyone. 

pisces: emotional shawtys through and through. physically attractive as hell. not good at romantic relationships. won’t forget about u for a million years. keep their friends close but will push u the fuck away if they get scared. insecure and just want u to stick around.

My boyfriend explaining Sombra to our friends: "Ok so you know syndrome? Yeah, she's nothing like that at all"

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

reblog if you want to kiss someone rn

🔙 this user supports a smiling Gabriel Reyes

Everyday I thank God for Gabriel Reyes

hey dude guy stop gaming for like 2 secs and tell me where you got that delicious hoodie.