So can we all admit that if Fred and George weren't in Gryffindor they would 100% be in Ravenclaw? Like the stuff they just invented becaue it would be funny is insane. They invented all kinds of crazy magic and that's the most ravenclaw thing ever. Just making something to see if you can and have a laugh. This was brought up with my boyfriend who is the most proud Ravenclaw I know and I can't even argue with him on this.
purelyawkward:
MONEY.
Only reblogging because I’m a greedy bitch who wants money.
Hey doesn’t hurt to reblog ya knoww and if money is involved….
My mom’s paycheck arrives in 4d days, THIS SHIT WORKKSS
chinese feng shui...
I ordered business cards, I have no idea what I'm going to do with business cards but for five bucks, why the heck not
"Two new chapters in one night? Wow Sarah you sure are motivated!"
Well it's because I love all my readers and followers very much
(Thant and for some reason I write really well when I'm listening to NovaHD playlists)
Anyways yeah I cranked out two awesome chapters for you awesome people tonight so here is the link to my RvB MaineWash story (Yay MaineWash)
Malik could not believe his luck, he had slept right through his alarm. He was going to be late, he couldn't afford to be late if he missed class he risked failing and if he failed. No, he was not losing his chance at a better life. He nearly sprinted across campus to his Science class and slipped into the room as quietly as he could manage. He wound up in the second to last row right next to a kid with two-tone hair. He slipped his notebook out of his bag and tried to focus on the lecture. The door to the lecture hall opened again and a shorter kid with black hair sat in the row behind him. Malik groaned he had missed whatever formula the professor was explaining. He gave the room a quick glance and as usual found it devoid of familiar faces. "Psst, Jean" the other late comer hissed poking the kid next to Malik. He ignored him rolling his eyes at his notebook. "Jean" The guy hissed again shoving his shoulder. The other guy, Jean, still ignored him, looking increasingly annoyed. "Jean" he insisted smacking the back of his head lightly. "What is it Eren" Jean finally sighed looking over his shoulder. "What did I miss" he whispered. Malik rolled his eyes, great now he had to listen to their little whispered conversation. "Figure it out yourself Jaeger, I'm not covering for you this time." Jean grumbled, tapping his pen on the notebook. Malik snickered at the indignant noise the other made at Jean's answer. He then returned to trying to puzzle out the notes on the projector screen. The tapping on the notebook grew more frequent. Malik continued to ignore him, growing frustrated by his own stupidity. Then he felt the tug on his shirt, he looked over at Jean, who was now staring intently at the professor but was no longer writing. His pen was tapping on a mathematical formula scrawled in his notes. Oh. Malik finally got the idea hastily scratching out the notes himself but it still wasn't making any sense. Then the tapping started again. This time indicating a math problem., again Malik copied it. And then it made sense. For the rest of the lecture Malik was able to follow and take decent, logical notes as per usual. He turned to Jean when the class ended "Thanks". The other looked up smiling dryly. "Don't sweat it, everyone misses the alarm every once in a while". Jean stood up, "Everyday on the other hand, well that's just his own damn fault." He smiled crookedly at Malik as he left the lecture hall.
So, I manage to land myself in a walking cast and honestly it sucks. I’m just glad that I work a job that requires me to drive a lot which means I’m not on my feet all day. So I got that going for me, I’m just glad I have a really supportive boyfriend. Honestly he gets more upset about this whole injury than I do and it feels really awesome to have someone in your corner like that. So yeah I’m going to be on the internet a lot when I’m not working because the stairs annoy the hell out of me
R and R connection t-shirts! I have been waiting forever for these, I will rock that shit to the grave. To the grave I say, seriously bury me in that shit.
aries: the definition of a fuckboy but they actually have a soul. literally don’t give two shits about the haters and are some of the most loyal friends i’ve ever encountered. have very sudden growth periods. super dedicated to anything they put their mind to. ALSO OH MY GOD SO GOOD WITH THE TONGUE
taurus: very eccentric, don’t really know how to deal with emotions. get flustered easily but it’s kinda cute. dreamy demeanor. will ignore the hell out of u if u fuck them over. are lowkey terrified of everything but will probs never admit that as they have some weird element of ego tied into that.
gemini: really chill people when u get to know them but will scare the shit out of u for like six years if u don’t approach them. do not fucking piss them off as they will butcher yo ass with their tongue and hang u up for the rest of the world to see. probably has daddy issues. writers. really physically attractive and everybody is intimidated as fuck by it. dumb as hell in terms of love and will flirt with you incessantly. REALLY FUCKIN GOOD WITH THEIR HANDS LIKE DAMN.
cancer: big hearts. fuckin adorable little water signs that are likely drowning in a puddle of their own tears. do not know how to fucking flirt to save their lives. their laughs are kooky as hell and i love it. probably smoke weed. u either love ‘em or want to kill them or are in some poorly balanced inbetween.
leo: okay y’all needa settle down a bit. fragile fuckin egos if i’ve ever seen ‘em and react hardcore if u piss them off. pretty over the top with everything. but damn, are some of the most hopelessly romantic motherfuckers i’ve met. will treat you like a fucking god(dess) if u let them. not super good at social cues tbh. good friends to have if u need to be validated. need quality time.
virgo: y’all are lowkey hoes and give no fucks about it and it’s fucking great omfg. despite that, they maintain an endearing innocence and can be childish af when things don’t go their way but will love u until the end of time. great taste in music. super fucking smart but don’t show it off too often.
libra: jesus christ okay i love u guys. super understanding and will always try to see all sides of a situation. probably have been through a lot. aren’t afraid to call u on ur shit and are lowkey emotional shawtys that are still trying to find themselves. make really wonderful parents. get crazy excited over little shit and it’s fucking adorable.
scorpio: don’t fuck with these hoes unless u know urself first. will expose the parts of urself that u didn’t want to see. super gnarly in fights and will love u until the end of time. pretty standoffish and need time alone when emotionally unstable. keep themselves in amazing shape. are the loneliest fucks i know; be kind to them always. are probably in great shape (physically.)
sagittarius: craziest mofos out there. abandon all emotions before going into a situation and can be super impulsive. funny as fuck and always seem to be on another level. push themselves to the limit and usually forget to give themselves a break. ambitious and can get shit done when they need to.
capricorn: talk about a ride or die. y’all are loyal to the grave and are incredible friends. until u get fucked over. will probably make ur enemies’ life a living hell, sometimes over-the-top about it. can be v athletic. good writers/artists. really interested in spirituality and the ethereal realms. u guys know what to do in bed and flirt hard af. also so fucking funny oh my god.
aquarius: amazing friends. probably hate u. easily excitable. space cadets 4 life. rly good with animals and love food but probably restrict their eating habits in one way or another. a paradox in that they are fucking driven as hell to get shit done but give zero fucks at the same time. lowkey kinky af. want to kiss everyone.
pisces: emotional shawtys through and through. physically attractive as hell. not good at romantic relationships. won’t forget about u for a million years. keep their friends close but will push u the fuck away if they get scared. insecure and just want u to stick around.
Writer? I have many, many ships. I plan on writing more.
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