Microwaved-mushroom - Uhh

“It was modeled after a mighty Pokémon of myth. The mask placed upon it limits its power in order to keep it under control.”

Artist

dear usamerican high schoolers looking for a way to resist fascism: sit through the pledge of allegiance.

no getting up. no looking at the flag.

everyone will be looking at you. you'll be sweating like a fucking hippopotamus. your teacher will sternly tell you to get up. you'll feel stupid and that maybe its not worth it because you're just a kid in a classroom. but I'm here to remind you that there are no real life consequences to detention. there are however real life consequences to resisting a thoughtless performance of nationalism.

Me but with my brain too..

Do yall ever just

Love how crocheting is just 99%, "Wtf did I do wrong???" and undoing the whole project just to realize that you didn't do anything wrong in the first place

I wish boobs were detachable. Because sometimes I want to look like a genderless being, other times the outfit needs boobs.

how many mushrooms could a microwave wave if a microwave could wave mushrooms

50

Don’t ask how I know but I know it’s 50

Please reblog if you can, I'd like to get as many different results as possible!

Hey friendly reminder to love and cherish Green Day

:( that's mean... but maybe lol

Surprise! Tumblr just got turned into an epic fantasy RPG, just like [your favorite appropriate media franchise]. And the Tumblr RPG's plot needs to have all of its characters covered, in roles both large and small.

That means that you are assigned to a stereotypical RPG role inside our new fantasy world. Spin this wheel to find out what you are now doing for a living.