Bill, Ben, Burn.
The Gävle Goat is a traditional Christmas display erected annually in Gävle, Sweden. It is a giant version of a traditional Swedish Yule Goat figure made of straw, and has been the subject of repeated arson attacks (many of which have been hilariously creative) throughout its history.
There is actually a similar tradition in Suddery on the Island of Sodor. Every year on the first of December, a giant straw model of a coracle, a type of small one-person boat, (see below picture for an example) is erected in the car park of the town's railway station, and is kept in place into the new year until the end of January. It is meant to symbolize the coracle which local tradition claims carried the Irish missionary St. Luoc to the shores of Suddery Bay.
Much like its Swedish counterpart, the Suddery Coracle has been the victim of several arson attacks ever since its first year. Perhaps the most spectacular of these was when the tank engine twins Bill and Ben sent a truck loaded with burning oily rags (plus several fireworks for added effect) hurtling off the rails and into the Coracle!
The twins have not been able to successfully burn down the coracle themselves since then (though they have certainly tried), but it is speculated that they continue to be involved in the planning of arson attacks on the coracle to this day.
I would love to see Marvel in MAWS, he would be so fun.
The idea for this comic is from here and by @billymarvel !!!
and here’s a bonus!
I love the trope where when characters have a double life they know others who are apart of both lives but neither of them are aware of this. cough cough billy and clark. I mean they are both reporters/involved with newspapers so i’m surprised they don’t have there secret identities interact more
Could you imagen the, what the fuck?! moment when Creati, the hero know for spawning things into existence, pulls a knife out of her belt, like she didn't make that, she had it on her, she is using a pre-made knife to kill you, you have gotten to the point where she doesn't really want to think and just wants to beat your arse, well done random villain.
Momo stopped thinking.
Villain: "Ha, you seem to have out of juice Tenya, not so fast now, let's put you in the same place as your brother, in the hospital!"
Ida: "Call an ambulance then, but specify that it's for you." He says pulling two large knifes that look suspiciously like ice skates from the side of his boots.
Enemy: "What the fuck is stabbing me, oh god is that a floating knife! AM I BEING KILLED BY A GHOST?!"
Toru: "Worse, a naked woman with a knife!"
Enemy: "WHERE WERE YOU HIDING THE KNIFE!?"
I like to think that one of the lessons Aizawa taught class A is "always have a knife".
You never know when you'll need a knife so never not be in possession of a knife. As such every member of class A has a knife hidden somewhere in their hero costumes. His gift to them when they graduated were custom engraved knives with their student number on them.
Not on board? Ok. Just imagine how funny it would be tho.
Villain: "Number one hero Deku! I am punch proof! The more you hit me the stronger I get! How will you defeat me now-"
Midoriya: "Knife."
Villain: "Wha-" *gets stabbed*
Midoriya: "Knife."
Hero: "Oh no! We're tied up! However will we escape!"
Tsuyu: "Knife."
Hero: "What?"
Tsuyu, pulling a knife off the bottom of her foot with her tongue: "Knife."
Groupie getting a hug: "Are you using your quirk or are you just happy to see me?"
Kirishima: "It's a knife."
Groupie: "...What?"
Kirishima: "Knife."
Villain, completely insulated in rubber: "You're a one trick pony chargebolt."
Kaminari, reaching down into his boot: "Oh boy are you wrong my dude!"
Hero: "You need to calm down."
Bakugou, reaching down into his V-neck: "Listen here you son of a BITCH-"
Hero: "WHY DO YOU HAVE A KNIFE!?"
Kouda: "Stop scaring the pigeons! They're a domesticated species that we abandoned back into the wild. They're sweet creatures who are pets by nature!"
Douchebag: "Or what?"
Kouda: "..."
Douchebag: "..."
Kouda: "..."
Douchebag: "oh my GOD HE HAS A KNIFE-"
I actually just do this my notes second at the bottom of the chapters just includes all the references I make to shit.
I don't know how much I need to include, so I do most if not all of it.
Ao3 version that lets you open the 'director's cut' where I, the author, explain every detail in excruciating detail to you and what it is in reference to.
Finished doing the colours for my piece I did, ohh back in December, let me tell you doing this on a laptop with a mouse, is a pain, but I like it so that's what counts.
They were in a double date, but two of them got distracted with shopping.
Happy Valentines Day.
The Fat Controller catches wind that the engines at Tidmouth are refusing to come out, pondering what on earth they could be striking about this time he bods down to the sheds to see what the problem is.
Much his utter disbelief, the engines are in the midst of a fierce battle of monopoly that they refuse to part from, with the engines' crew members rolling the dice and moving the pieces for them. Are the humans more than aware that they'll probably get in trouble for this? Yes of course. But the sight of Gordon having a full on meltdown after landing on income tax for the fourth time while Percy is struggling to figure out what to mortgage next as Edward sits with his abundance of hotels is way worth the disciplinary.
Bold of you to assume he needs the suit to body his students, pretty sure he could bench a bus without it, honestly it would be scarier to know he has that superpowered suit, and then he shows up to the exam without it. Like you ain't even scary enough for him to pull out the big gun, he hasn't considered you a threat yet.
Your quirk is now Shitting Bricks.
He's throwing people like All Might, and bouncing across the field like Eraser, mind you he is weighted during this , there is no way on God's Green Earth that they would let Midoriya run around as strong as he is.
Even funnier if if he has his brief case of to the side, and when he thinks their doing well, he throws that thing on like the Mark V at Monaco whilst their getting back up.
Post canon teacher Deku, now that he's a hero with his fancy new suit as well, can train his students like All Might did for him!
They're in for a rude awakening aren't they? 🤣
YES YES YES, I NEED ALL OF THIS SHIT IN MY LIFE.
ALL THE LOGOS ARE SOOOO GOOOODODOD!
Thee kiddos
HI NEIL!
FETCH ME NEIL
This scene just reminds you that Ojiro is the second eldest after Bakugou, he's The Big Brother of the class and I love when they make allusions to that.
All Might: LEND ME YOUR STRENGTH!
9 members of the Class: Cough, will do chief just, oww, this dirt, blood mixture is tasty.
The other 9: I mean a good chunk of us are fighting for our lives but yeah we can do that.
Bakugou: I would but I am currently having a yelling match with the god of death so give me about, 20 minutes.