Drew Some Sleepy Heads, Even Though It's Now After 11 Am When I'm Writing This

Dude. I don’t know if other people have thought of this before, but you know how the head guard Teake says you can join the Gerudo guard when you’ve completed your quest? What if Link actually did? He just poses as a girl for a while and joins the guard! And all the Gerudo think this little Vai is slightly strange but they accept her and welcome her with open arms after everything she’s done for them.

The Calamity has been defeated, the people start to rebuild, the land starts to prosper. An awakened hero and a the victorious princess work to help the people of Hyrule, although it is common to not see them together...the exact circumstances that caused this are unknown

Around this same time, the Gerudo Guard enlists a new member, the Hylian who has assisted Chief Riju in taming Divine Beast Vah Naboris

As the princess works to connect the people of the kingdom, stories and epic tales begin to travel. Rito tell Zora of the fierce battle in the sky, a determined boy and a gruff warrior fighting and dodging death mid-air. Gorons brag to Sheikah of the rise of their strong and brave generations, a young Hylian lad helping a bold and heroic Goron youth to tackle the might of pure lava and stone.

Most of the stories add up, a blonde boy, a master of the blade, youthful in looks but experienced in survival. Indeed, the tales add up for the most part, except for one small detail.

Ask any Gerudo and they will boast of the cleverness of their leader, their Chief who used an ancient relic and the help of a Sheikah Slate wielding Hylian vai to best a mighty beast. Such a story might confuse a typical traveler, if a vai, a girl, had entered the Divine Beast, what had happened to the boy from the other stories? The courageous knight?

Link’s secret is aided by time, as it takes a while for news to travel across a post apocalyptic land. Though thankfully, and un-thankfully, things are made easier by the efforts of connection and unification by the freed princess. In no time, news spread of the Hylian vai, who’s victories over the desert were so amazing it had earned them a spot in the Gerudo Guard. 

Perhaps one day, Link’s a bit carefree, and doesn’t notice a lumbering crowd, Tourist and travelers alike, recognizing the tufts of blond hair and sky blue eyes.

Questions start to form, mild mannered shouts and whispers too. Link’s cheeks start to warm at the sudden attention and questions. 

The hero tries to ignore most of the questions, content in just living their life as a Gerudo guardsperson. It’s not like he has to explain himself, most of the other Gerudo here by now know the truth. Nonetheless, Zora, Hylian, and all races alike rush to pester the legendary knight. 

Are you truly a man? Why do the Gerudo allow you in? Why do *you* get to break the rules? Wait, were you pretending to be a boy? Are you a different hero? Are you even a knight? Etc, etc. Link’s heard it all before and shys away. 

Eventually, someone in the crowd snidely asks what exactly is in the hero’s pants...

Link suddenly stops in his tracks, and whips around with the speed of a gale. The hero doesn’t miss a beat, winking at the crowd with a seductive smile

“Courage,” they answer with a smirk. Before unfurling the cape on their back to reveal a non-binary flag. Link then proceeds to run off and rides the Master Cycle into the sunset, flipping on a pair of froggy sunglasses. A Rick Astley song plays in the background probably followed by Smash Mouth. End Scene

Hryyyyy

Lol I noticed that you've been following me for quite a long time and I always wanted to talk to you but my introverted ass was too scared 😅

Wanna be fwends?

Of course!!!!!!! I love new friends!!!!!!

*reblogs as quickly as possible*

voltron dragon edition

Hey, I made a carrd so please check it out! Link is also in my bio.

Aki the Space Ace

Aki the Space Ace

A little get to know me, and some important info/links.

Some meta knight doodles from Aggie.io with my friend @midorides-ka !

HELLO IM DOING COMMISSIONS FOR THE FIRST TIME

Im hoping to get money to move! Feel free to commission me if you have the money to spare! I'll link some of my newest artworks too :>

Topics im willing to draw for:

Fandoms (especially Hermitcraft)

Original characters (mine or yours, with references)

Age regression things (NOTHING 18+ THIS IS NOT SEXUAL)

Doodles

Concept art (characters)

"Hybrids" (human esque characters with animal/other features)

Outfit concepts for characters

Characters with disability aids (more complex ones like wheelchairs may cost a little bit extra, depends)

Stuff i wont/cant do:

NSFW/Suggestive art

Mechs/furry (skill issue)

Heavy gore

Political/hate art

If you have questions, feel free to ask!

Ko-fi

Rhysilon's Ko-fi Commissions

Hi! Aki here, and welcome to my Ko-fi Shop!

Can't believe i forgot to post these.

The tags is what made me do this

Talking in Japanese to a native is so scary

I literally just sit there and get the jist of the convo and if I am confronted get super nervous and just go は-はい? Or something like that XD

Or just reply in English haha

日本語勉強していますか？じゃちょっと練習大丈夫？（私も勉強している）^W^ あなたの絵は大好きだ！柔らかくて、可愛い、気持ちがいい。すごいと思う。日本語か、fanfictionとfanartに頑張ってね！♡

はい！日本語を勉強しています！練習ありがと！最近は、勉強するのがちょっと面倒から　(=w=;;;)

ありがとうござい！！！！とてもありがたいです！！頑張ります！！！   (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و

頑張って日本語を勉強しましょう！！ ヽ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ

Gen z will

infiltrate terrorism groups

Physically assault law enforcement

Cyberbully country leaders

Flirt with known serial killers

Normalize crippling mental health

Make s*icide jokes in classrooms

Attempt to raid top secret government facilities and have a festival when it didn’t work

Not only pick up chemical weapons and throw them BACK

Proudly deface government property

attack racists for fun

Verbally abuse white supremacists

Joke about eating laundry detergent to the point where it was locked up on the shelves

Bark at pro b*rthers

Organize protest strategies on tiktok

But can’t make eye contact with the lifeguard at the top of the water slide