Enid: What do you have there?
Wednesday: Arsenic.
Enid: What for?
Wednesday: Poisoning the cafeteria food.
Enid: No.
Wednesday: Why not?
Enid: I told you before, that Cyanide is superior to Arsenic.
Wednesday: You’re really picky about your poisons.
Enid: Where are we gonna get, if we stop being picky about our poisons?
Wednesday: Well, I don’t have Cyanide.
Enid: How embarrassing of you.
Wednesday: Are you shaming me for not being able to provide a certain poison?
Enid: Yeah, what about it?
Wednesday: Will you marry me?
Some spiderman au wenclair sketches
Wednesday said fuck canon and fuck you too to Miguel btw
UGH SHES SO TINY (Jack’s totally not like 6 feet tall)
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sam is so convinced she’s the unhinged sibling like babes tara is stealing cars, punching gale, cussing out ghostface AND MORE.
there’s a sick twisted evil little man in my brain that needs tara to get fucked up real bad in s7 and for sam to ACTUALLY witness it this time. give me all the feels. give me protective sam going absolutely batshit crazy over her sister getting hurt, give me feral sam who breaks down cuz she thinks tara’s actually gonna fucking die, give me some real food u cowards!! i’m talking s5 opening scene level getting fucked up
(but then let them eventually be happy. that would b cool too.)
*For their ten-year marriage anniversary, Wednesday spoiled Enid with a romantic evening; they're picnicking near the mansion's lake, lounging on a black and pink blanket as Wednesday kisses Enid's hand*
Wednesday: Cara mia...
Enid: So... You still desire me, after all these years? The old "ball and chain"?
Wednesday, staring reverently at her: Forever
hellooooo tumblr i’m momentarily back from the dead to post Ride the Cyclone art what’s the haps
I finally wrote it. This art is a fanfic now. Please enjoy.
Yoko: *barges into Wenclair's room to pick up Enid*
Wednesday & Enid: *arguing*
Yoko: Okay, what are you idiots arguing about this time?
Wednesday: Whether to watch Oppenheimer or Barbie. I personally think the choice is obvious.
Yoko: Why don't you just watch both?
Enid: Fine. But we're watching Oppenheimer first!
Wednesday: If you make me watch Oppenheimer I'm walking out the theater.
Enid: Wow, you won't even watch Oppenheimer for me? You're such a brat! It's only three hours!
Wednesday: Only three hours?
Yoko: Wait, hold on... Wednesday wants to watch Barbie?
Wednesday and Enid: Yes.
Yoko: *laughing* Why?
Wednesday: *crosses her arms defensively* Why wouldn't I want to watch a post modernist critique of capitalism and girlhood? The only thing it's missing is gore.
Happy 9th Anniversary, brittana!!