That Silly Barbie Redraw

What a sunset to get laid

Enid: WHY IS THERE BLOOD EVERYWHERE???

Wednesday: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife.

Enid: YOU STABBED SOMEONE??

Wednesday: No, no, aggressively poked them with a knife.

Wednesday: Is there anything better than pussy? Yes-

Divina: Nope.

Yoko: Absolutely not.

Enid: I have to agree.

Wednesday, slams her book: Fuck it. Forget it. You all suck.

Still not over Taylor Swift saying that the LGBTQIA is something that represents her in ME! on Miss Americana.

There’s literally no other way to interpret that. Not a single straight person has said that ever.

My take on Spider!Wednesday

Wednesday: Are you going to help me bury the body or are you too pretty?

Enid, sarcastically: I’m too pretty.

Wednesday:

Wednesday: Of course, I apologise. Stupid question.

[LATER]

Wednesday, whispering to Thing in the grave: Obviously she’s too pretty. I am a fool. If father hears about this he is going to disown me.

Thing: I-DON’T-THINK-SHE-WAS-BEING-SERIOUS.

Wednesday: Screw the corpse, this grave is mine. Bury me alive and put me out of my misery.

Made the worst brownies ever created just now

Reading wlw fanfic for shows where the sapphic ship isnt the main ship (or worse yet a fanon pairing) is constantly having to filter with "otp true" and releasing a heavy sigh when the tag looses atleast 1000 fics. This hurts more when the ship is 5000 or less.

Enid: Wednesdays just the sweetest girl ever.

Bianca, spitting out her drink: Wednesday? As in Wednesday 'I'll stab you if you come within 5 foot of me' Addams. Sweet?

Enid: Yes. I mean earlier she told me she'd picked me a spot in the family cemetery right next to hers.

Bianca: I-

Yoko: Yeah, she's broken. There's no saving her now.

Missing Tamber a little too much rn

y'all are always complaining about how gay rep has to be perfect and unproblematic like speak for yourself i personally love it when they try to murder each other