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Wednesday: Are you going to help me bury the body or are you too pretty?

Enid, sarcastically: I’m too pretty.

Wednesday:

Wednesday: Of course, I apologise. Stupid question.

[LATER]

Wednesday, whispering to Thing in the grave: Obviously she’s too pretty. I am a fool. If father hears about this he is going to disown me.

Thing: I-DON’T-THINK-SHE-WAS-BEING-SERIOUS.

Wednesday: Screw the corpse, this grave is mine. Bury me alive and put me out of my misery.

"The Addams don't apologize for trying to take care of what's ours..."

Mafia Addams family/Detective au extended edition

Available as cards and stickers:

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Mafia Addams Family extended v1, an art print by Karen Acobs

This is a gallery-quality giclée art print on 100% cotton rag archival paper, printed with archival inks.

Dear Reddit and Twitter refugees:

You've probably already been told to change your icon, post and reblog stuff you like, Tumblr has holidays, etc.

But in case you weren't aware before....

When AO3 (Archive of Our Own) goes down for any reason, Tumblr flips the fuck out and panics. AO3 starts trending almost immediately.

Do NOT try to calm your neighbors down! Panicking with them until AO3 goes back up is the correct course of action.

Thank you and have a day.

(me on a first date) and what do you think of the inherent intimacy of surgery? have you considered the love someone must have to put their hands under your skin and hold the most grotesque parts of you and put them back together nicely? is anyone really closer to you than that? we all get uh a little enamored on the surgery table don't we haha. wait come back

Canon event between siblings.

Mafia Addams Family/Detective au

Sora thought she could live the rest of her life pretending to be normal, but a day comes when she encounters a ghost she just couldn't bring herself to ignore. As she says goodbye to an old playmate, she runs into a new friend.

Just typical roommate stuff.

I love Tara

You know what we deserve?

Sam: "Tara, did you- is that my jacket?"

Tara: "...No?"

Sam: "That's my- I've been looking for that!"

Tara: "It's not your jacket."

Sam: "It is literally my jacket, it's too big for you!"

Tara: "Did you want something?"

Sam: "Yeah, my stuff back!"

Tara: "No before that, what were you going to ask me?"

Sam: "I was going to ask if you've seen Gale's latest interview. Give me my jacket back."

Tara, fending off Sam trying to take back her jacket: "It's not your jacket anymore, it's mine now!"

Still not over Taylor Swift saying that the LGBTQIA is something that represents her in ME! on Miss Americana.

There’s literally no other way to interpret that. Not a single straight person has said that ever.