And that's how I made the sun!
“Any spell can be enhanced by saying the incantation and waiting to use it. The longer you wait, the stronger it gets.” You prepared a Fireball immediately upon hearing this, and 20 years later you accidentally release it.
@chromeeeeeeeeee cause you like Hatsune Miku and I love this show so there
Umm… I am sleep deprived
~Miku, Miku, ooo weee oooh~
Me: *is currently ranting about dead bodies even those I first started to talk about pokemon* Alien: "Her train of thought is impossible to keep track of..... WHY DO YOU KNOW HOW TO KILL SOMEONE?!"
The psychic races of the galaxy thought humans would be easy prey. That is, until they abducted you, an unmedicated ADHD college student.
". . . THAT'S NOT WHAT IT'S SUPPOSED TO DO BILL!!!!" "Well Sixer, how was I supposed to know that!!!" I thought of Gravity falls and I need to know why that copy machine is like that
"I've fixed that malfunctioning copying machine." "The copying machine was broken?" "Of course it was, it did not even create identical copies of objects until now, how anyone could call it a copying machine before, I do not understand."
You heard me.
“These specimens have been conditioned for contact. They’re safe. But if you see them in the wild, DO NOT approach. It’s very dangerous.” “Why? Are they aggressive?” “No, they’re extremely friendly and very playful. That’s why it’s dangerous.”
Me: HERO! GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE AND FIGHT ME!!!! NO TRUE HERO HAS A DOG AND DOESN'T CARE ABOUT IT!!!! The public that supports the hero: *gasp*
You are a super villain and for your latest diabolical scheme, you’ve kidnapped the hero’s dog to lure them into a trap. Except it turns out the “hero” doesn’t care about the dog. You take offense to this.
Like to charge, reblog to cast
Why?
𝒻𝓇ℯ𝒶𝓀𝓎
Me inside my head: Okay how the fuck is this possible?!
You are in court for murder, when your lawyer shows a video of a sports game with you in the audience and proves that you are innocent. However despite having the ticket and the claims of having gone to the game, you actually did commit the crime and have no idea what you just saw on the video.
Rebloging because people like that make me want to give them a slow painful death with my own hands. I also hate how cute the colors look because gross people shouldn't have those cute colors
I am making so many “hey mutuals!” posts but this one is serious and it applies to everyone who sees this post actually. PLEASE REBLOG.
I just had to block someone with this flag as their pfp -
For those who don’t know, this is the MAP pride flag. This flag represents pedophiles.
Please reblog so people know that they are not welcome anywhere. Mutuals I BETTER see y’all reblogging this
He's the apprentice of the current God of Death. Sooooo.... he's been practicing