Me: I'm Heading Out! I'm Making Sure This Kid Is Happy! My Minon: But Boss! The Heroes! Me: They Can

The bread they bake is just so good that now they have an army of ghost body guards

It is known that the ghosts of fallen heroes haunt their killers and cannot move on until the killer is brought to justice. But nobody is willing to ask the baker why so many ghosts are following them around.

I understand that bit, but what I don't understand is where you got the passum.

gently bap your passum

Me:"Corruption in the order?" Them:"Yup" Me:"Can I quit?"

You, a Paladin, have been sent to hunt down a former member of your order, but you now have started to doubt. Your holy light flickers, barely a candle anymore, but theirs? It shines brighter than the sun.

Put the hat back on please. It's a pretty hat

I move the smol baby to my bed and tuck them in, letting them sleep

Early one morning, you start your normal routine of making coffee, but when you pull your favorite coffee mug from the cupboard, you find a very small dragon curled up in the bottom, sleeping contentedly.

People didn't like Phantom Pups????? I watched it only once but it was nice.

working with troubled youth has exposed me to depraved media beyond my comprehension

Not compared to the life spans elves have in "Keeper of the Lost Cities" they aren't

if you're 30 then you are NOT old. I cannot stress this enough. you're probably less than a third of the way through life. life is long as fuck you have so much time here

Sorry but imma need an explaination to what's going on right now...

Ok so the website only is for the Spanish church, so that's no help. But this guy is acting like this and his own kid is a therian. Please leave her alone, she's a sweet kid, he just needs to wake up and he's actually looking for information in his post. He actually works where I used to work, you can figure that out pretty easily, I think he'll be at work today actually. Please just talk to him. He won't hear me and I'm actually the praise leader at the church, but I'm apolitical and haven't watched TV in over a year. I'm just tired no one holds him accountable. It's a toy store, so they'd probably appreciate a lot of business today, they have cool stuff but as you'll see the vibe is off. So have fun shopping! Remember, nonviolence is very important to me. I seek for people to be educated, talked to, and for their bad behavior to make them uncomfortable enough that they might change. Also he needs Facebook friends, he's literally asking for people to explain it to him.

Oh cool! I puked today then went shopping!!!!

i got lost today rhis was epic

Neighbor with a farm: "WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY POTATOES?!" Or Zeus steals the from the store.

Today at therapy was really hard. I was sitting here crying, and generally being miserable, when I felt a nudge at my knee. I looked down to see that Zeus, my service dog, was doing his job… and brought me a potato. it is very hard to cry with a gift of potato.