Me: If I Join The Hunt Can I 1. Adopt As Many Kids As I Want? And 2. Shoot Zeus In The Balls Whenever

You fucking know I'm reblogging! I WILL THROW A SHOE FOR YOU ACES!!! I WILL HIT SOMEONE WITH A HIGH HEEL FOR YOU!!!

Reblog this if you support sex-averse and sex-repulsed aces, including:

Aces who never want to have sex

Aces who had sex in the past but don't desire it anymore

Aces with sexual trauma who feel like their trauma ties into their asexuality

Aces with sexual trauma who don't feel like their trauma caused their asexuality

Aces who don't want to talk to you about sex

Aces who don't want to hear about sex

Yes even aces who do not want to engage with any sexual content and don't want it in their own personal spaces

Yes even aces who express the desire to have more spaces for queer adults where their boundaries are met (on top of the queer spaces that exist, we do not want to sanitize your existing spaces ffs)

If you cannot be normal about these people existing, if you believe they're a threat to our community and to how we're viewed by people who aren't aspec and the rest of the LGBTQ+ community, you are not an asexual ally. Yes, even if you're aspec yourself. Especially if you're aspec yourself.

Because it's been pride month for 4 days and I'm already seeing people trying to throw us under the bus or pretend we don't exist because that makes the ace community more palatable to exclusionists and people who swallowed too much "aces are puritans" propaganda.

Will it be canon to the books you write?

If I ever became a famous author, I would write silly fanfiction about my characters and not reveal that it’s me. See if people realize or not lol

Me: I'm adopting you. Where do I sign?

You are a villain with a long-standing rivalry with the local Magical Girl. One day, you learn that the Magical Girl has been abandoned by her parents.

I'd read this is this was a manhwa.... BUT I'D RATHER READ IT HERE!!! PART 2!!!!! PLEEEASE

The Fallen Kingdom Project

Chapter one: when the betrayer is betrayed

(Yandere husband cheater Emperor x ex-wife ex empress reader)

Warning : Mention of murder and cheating , killing .

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Kneeling in the front of the woman whom he gave everything.... The one whom he called love of his life ,for whom he killed his all the loyal supporters and his own mother. Pain throbbed in his chest as the poison spread through his veins, he looked at her smiling down at him a wicked smile... That was so different from what he remembered was your smile.

He coughed more blood breathing heavily. He clenched his teeth as he heard her cruel laughter .

"I really pity her.... She was so so innocent ~ she even drank the poisoned wine for you and you never once looked lovingly at her.... Haah!...~"

His eyes watered remembering your numb expression as he remembered you drinking the poisoned wine that was meant for him. Only a weary smile that you gave him the last time closing your eyes....

"Men are so dumb.... Killing their own blood while loving and saving the child that are not even their own. Hating and abusing the loyal partner while worshipping the one who are planning their demise."

His eyes widen at that and he looked at her .

"Oh~ I forgot to tell .... But as you are dying now.... Let me tell you the truth and ,let you die with the guilt.... Y/n's son that you killed ... Was your own son.... It was I just gave her a drug regularly during her pregnancy that made the child's hair snow white .... Its funny right????"

"After how you treated him and killed him with you own hands??? Hahahaha!! The poor kid called you father till his last breath~"

His head throbbing is heart more paining as he remembered the day he shamed you in front of whole kingdom for an adultry that you never did. Your son...."his son " whom he killed , his heavy sword piercing his little body.

When the 9year old boy didn't even knew what wrong he did to make his papa hate him. And then the broken and numb picture of you holding you baby boy in your lap cooing and asking him to wake up.

While he left you two there after giving a glance filled with disgust.

"Ah.... And there is more.... my son Rodrick..... His is not your son... He is my son with my lover the Duke of South..... Who will sit on the throne after your death.."

"Isn't life beautiful??? You never once looked your wife and son giving your whole attention to me and my child who were never yours to begin with........~"

His eyes started to close as he last time thought about you. Your pretty smile and his son..... His son with you.... He opened his eyes on his secretary's voice.

"Your highness crown prince..... You have to meet lady Y/n of L/n family today, she is the most suitable candidate as you mother choose her for you and I know you refused but you must meet her...so plea.."

"Y/...Y/n?? What date is it today??"

"Its 23th of April year xxxx and you must meet h.."

"I'll meet her!! Help me get ready hurry up!!!"

He don't know what had happened but he is sure he came back in past to the day when he first meet you. He still remembers how you waited for him for hours to show up and he never showed but later saying to you that he don't want to see you...

This time he will make it better , make you and Ariston.... His son happy... This time he would protect you two with everything he had!! Not able to control his smile he hurridely dressed up to meet you. You will smile at him and introduce yourself a little shy a little blush an...!!

His secretary barged inside his room and he looked at him in anger.

"Can't you see I'm busy ?? Im getting ready to see my wife!?..."

"But your highness.... Lady Y/n rejected the empress's proposal for marriage....."

He slumped on the chair , this never happened before... No why??? But it doesn't matter. You are to be his.... In this life and in every next coming lives..... He would do everything to claim you back...

Back in her room with a stern expression and strong determination Y/n looked at her reflection in the mirror. One hand on her tummy see looked at her abdomen.In this life.... She would keep her babies safe from that monster.....

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Little doodle inspired by a picture of my reading buddy Soba! 🖤

Sorry, don't mean to be rude, so please hear me out, I also didn't vote so do with that info as you wish. While they can keep quiet so they can still see your things, I don't think it's really that big of a deal if someone voted from Trump, so did most of the country. I know I'm risking getting blocked by someone, but why do you care so much about people's political opinions? I know you saw a lot of good things from Kamala, and that's good, but not everyone saw them or agreed with them, including me. I support trans rights quiet a bit, but giving minors thing to change their bodies that aren't even fully developed is a little mess up. Once they're devoloped, then chop off those tits, but I still warn for chopping off your dick, you'll get infections. And I'm not asking for an exception, I'm just saying look at different facts as well. And I'd love to hear what you think of Kamala and Trump personally. I want to hear different opinions. Thank you! I'm probably going to get blocked but if you read this far thank you!! And sorry if I sounded rude!

also i forgot to say this earlier but you aren't allowed to follow me if you didn't vote for kamala harris. i literally don't like you get out.

Me: Oh hell nah. *grabs the monster and drags them out* Yeah you're going six feet in the ground

You are a monster who really doesn't care about hurting humans. In fact, you like blend in, so you often go to costume parties to socialize! However, this time, you soon realize there's another monster in the party, who is planning on attacking the unaware humans…

I'm guess it's your birthday?

I LOVE BIRTHDAYS

you were BORN and you made it through ANOTHER YEAR and I'm excited for you so I'm gonna give you a gift that I think you'll like and you're gonna eat something delicious!!!!!! like cake or spaghetti or whatever, you get to choose!!!! birthdays fucking rule!!!!!!!!!!!

My 65 year old grandma and I both think they look like tanks. Why are they built like that?

Every time I see one

Me:"It's just a prank? Well so is this bitch"

Ain’t it funny? We find a way to finally, actually hurt eldritch monstrosities, and suddenly they’re all like “It was just a test” “It’s just a prank bro” “We were just testing you”. How convenient.