Me:"It's Just A Prank? Well So Is This Bitch"

CHROME!!! LOOK!!! THIS IS BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!

hi 👻

Me: *is chasing the Joker while dressed up as a Robin while holding Harely's hammer* GET OVER HERE YOU UNFUNNY CLOWN!!!!

Batman: *is mentally counting how many kids he has and where they are at right now* Joker: *is running from a teenager with a hammer* Harely: YOU'RE DOING GREAT KIDDO!!!

Three years ago, a clown killed your family on your birthday. Now, every year on that clown’s birthday, you ruin his day. Batman has no idea why, but for the whole mission, the Joker’s plan has been malfunctioning.

TO ANYONE WHO NEEDS TO SEE IT! YOU ARE WORTH SOMETHING AND ARE NEEDED BY SOMEONE!!!

hey

hey friend

dont kill yourself tonight ok

you have a really pretty smile and i know its not always easy to manage one but itd be a bummer if we never had the chance to see it ever again

youre really important and you matter a lot so stay safe and try and have a nice sleep

I then go straight home. The bully thinks I'm running away. I later return with a wooden staff I got from the renaissance fair that's almost as tall as I am. "I got this stick. And imma beat you with it"

Prompt #5

He snickered mockingly.

"You're too much of a chicken to actually go through with this."

She bit the inside of her cheeks hard, trying to show as little emotion as possible. She was done with his bullying.

"Watch me."

I'M A SHE! GET IT RIGHT YOU MOTHER FUCKING DEMON! AND USE YOUR DEMON MAGIC TO FIND MY BIRTH DAD OR SOMETHING!!!! HE OWES MY MOM CHILD SUPPORT!!

“Foul Creature, I cast you from this poor soul!” Screamed the priest, holding the crucifix foreward. “Yes father, I would love to leave! That’s why i called you! He. Won’t. Let. Me. Out!” This exorcism was most unorthodox indeed.

Something that ACTUALLY happened at school Me: No ya idiot! Feminism doesn't mean you hate women!! This kid I'll call by his nickname "Tolo" Tolo: I'm not a feminist, I love women! I'm a misogynist! *raises his fist* Me: *noises of anger*

I need these for the day of the dead

What about characters who think, "Would I mind killing? Seems like fun. Just stabbing someone. But I probably wouldn't handle the guilt..... but could I?" . . . Yes these are my intrusive thoughts and I need someone to tell me if having these are normal or not.... and also what about characters like that cause that kinda would be fire

Love it when characters are like "even at the cost of my life I choose not to kill because that's not my role in this world or what I want to represent"

Hate it when characters are like "if you have to kill a bad guy who actively has evil intent in order to save his victims that makes you just as bad as him :)"

"So we're not fighting as often right???? Cause my son really likes your kid and I'm not fucking that up"

you are a Villian who's a single parent of a son. Recently they started dating someone. When you arrived to their house, you notice how their parent is the hero you fight daily. Your son and date went outside for some alone time, leaving you and the hero some time to talk

yo gang ur likes r public (i dont really care just. yk 👍)

Just fixed it! And I swear to fucking god if you say anything about what you saw I will tell everyone in the girl's locker room you simp for fiction characters...... LOVE YOU BESTIE >30