I Then Go Straight Home. The Bully Thinks I'm Running Away. I Later Return With A Wooden Staff I Got

My mom: AND WHY DID THIS THING APPEAR???? Beelzebub: I was summoned by name, and this bitch eats enough to probably be related to me in some way

When you turn 18, you go to the Chapel to summon a Familiar, then your future is decided based on its shape. All you can do is name the creature and then the summoning does the rest. After you name it, the priestesses all stare at you with horror in their eyes, then scream when it appears.

Me: WTF???? Friend: Oh yeah! We made friends with aliens!

You’ve been in a coma for ten years. Your friend says everything’s changed. Suddenly, a stunning, tall blue alien cat lady walks in to check your vitals.

I would honestly hug the kids if they hugged me and would slap anyone who tries to hurt them.

An alien species thinks of humans as no better than animals... which means they've decided Earth is like a wolf sanctuary. They keep vaccinating people, microchipping them, giving them cool bracelets, recording their social relationships, and trying to keep all the alien kids from running up and hugging anyone.

Put the hat back on please. It's a pretty hat

I'm half Mexican, and for me, that food is tacos. Now since I'm also half-white, and a semi-picky eater, I only like chicken or steak tacos mostly.

What’s a stereotypical food from ur culture that u absolutely love.

I'll go grab the butter You:"Butter????" Yeah we're going to have to make her slippery so that she can escape

If lila still target marinette in the changeling au; how bad of a day will our local faes give her if the "ladybug episode " frame job still happens?

first thing's first, they have to untangle Adrien off of her first

Me: DON'T FUCK WITH MY CHILD BITCHES!!!! *throws bombs at everyone in the fight while the child is on my back laughing like a crazy person*

You we’re once a well respected and feared villain, that is until you had a child. However, they’ve been caught in the crossfire of a hero fight. Now, you’ll show them why you were so feared.

Another boob fact for you!!! If your mom has small boobs but your boobs are large, you got them from your dad. Yup your boob size depends on both parent's boob size if you didn't know.

BOOB FACTS

Lopsided boobs are completely natural! in other words the left boob isn't always the same size as the right boob, this is completely normal and you are beautiful

that's actually the only boob fact I have so far I'm trans sorry I'm new to this

This reminds me of how I act with a friend.... She's Raph but instead of Leo in the speech bubble...... It's FUCKING WILLAIM AFTON!!!! While I'm Mikey trying to get her to stop.

I will never shut up yall im sorry

I understand that bit, but what I don't understand is where you got the passum.

gently bap your passum