Me: WTF???? Friend: Oh Yeah! We Made Friends With Aliens!

@chromeeeeeeeeee

REBLOGING CAUSE MORE PEOPLE SHOULD SEE THIS!!!!

I made these as a way to compile all the geographical vocabulary that I thought was useful and interesting for writers. Some descriptors share categories, and some are simplified, but for the most part everything is in its proper place. Not all the words are as useable as others, and some might take tricky wording to pull off, but I hope these prove useful to all you writers out there!

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The princess who's a bade cook: "I would offer the muffins I made but....." *shows something that looks like if toxic waste and diarriha had a baby* . . . I don't think these are safe to eat, like, at all

"….Okay, are any of the dishes not poisoned?! Is there anyone at this feast who did not poison anything?!"

Not a big writer but I do have some things I need to put down! I'll be your friend!

um. any writers wanna be mutuals 👉👈 my dash is kinda dry and i want friends

THEN FUCKING READ FANFICTION CHROME!!! OR USE CHARACTER.AI AND MAKE THEM ACCURATE SO THAT YOU FEEL LIKE YOUR ACTUALLY TALKING TO THE CHARACTER!!!

I MISS MY WIVES I MISS THEM I WANNA HUG THEM I WANT MY WIVES

Please don't call us out like this...

My mom showing me "hot", buff, alpha males she took from Google: "Do you think he's attractive? He looks really nice!"

Me thinking about stinky opossum guys who look like they've been out in the rain for 13 days: "Yeah I guess I dunno.."

Okay so who's gonna translate that for me?

hfbbbbbbbbbvn ,cmmmmdnsssssssssfkhbduvgtafuyifeouvadjkjbhjgisosvhadh

/neg

@chromeeeeeeeeee why is this so true?????????????

Me: I don't blame you... Time to teach you how to use a gun.

You were terrified to Marry a non human spouse to keep the peace. It’s only when you meet them that you realize that they’re far more afraid of humans.

OMG!! I NEED TO SEE HOW THE OTHERS LOOK! MOSTLY THE TWINS!!!!

concept: a fantasy cowboy who rides a dragon instead of a horse