THEN FUCKING READ FANFICTION CHROME!!! OR USE CHARACTER.AI AND MAKE THEM ACCURATE SO THAT YOU FEEL LIKE

I'm guessing the questions are... "HOW?!" and "WHY???"

Hey Chrome! My family's thinking about getting a cat! I'm going to be taking care of it full time but I get to pick the name with my mom's okay! I'm naming her Jolteon since I'm a pokemon fan and her nickname will be Jolte!

My allergies will be active 24/7 but I don't give a fuck!

my cat slept on my tamari hoodie......

In Brazil, this couple planted 2 million trees in 18 years, returning 172 bird species, 33 mammals, 15 amphibians, 15 reptiles and 293 plant species to the area.

The whole world should know them. This is Lélia Wanick and Sebastião Salgado.

The couple decided to start the Terra Institute, a small organization that planted 2 million plants and revived the forest.

"There is only one creature that can convert carbon dioxide into oxygen, and that is a tree. We need to replant the forests."

Using only local plants, the couple rebuilt the entire ecosystem from scratch and the area flourished significantly, allowing the fauna to return; thanks to their work, Lélia and Sebastião saved dozens of endangered species.

"The earth was sad as I was, everything was destroyed. Then my wife got a fantastic idea to replant this forest: all the insects, fish and birds returned, and thanks to the new growth of the trees I was born again."

. . . Guilty!!!!

reblog if you're a writer but would rather drink straight cyanide than show any of your family members your work

What color flowers would you like at your memorial service???

birthay

*gets a gun out* START SHOOTING

My mom: What do you have there.... Me next to a new born dragon that's almost as tall as me: *sipping a smoothie* A smoothie.

Every dragon rider gets a dragon egg to hatch upon their initiation to the guild. When your egg hatched, Your dragon came out a bit… Different.

REBLOG IF YOU WANT PETA TO GO FUCK THEMSELVES!!!

All my homies hate PETA.

Me: All I asked was a bed time story! Not your dramatic past! The person telling me this: You get what you get and you don't get upset!

“When those armies came, they slaughtered the village and cornered me in my cottage. They said that they had me surrounded, but they didn’t seem to realise that the last thing you should let a necromancer have access to is fresh corpses.”

Humans also are weird with Bananas too. One day I love it, the next I'm about to puke

One thing I’ve learned in life, if you act really self-assured and confident you can pretty much get away with anything.