. . . Guilty!!!!

My favorite part is you calling him Motherless. And also to annoy my friend.... @chromeeeeeeeeee

the late 90s to mid 2000s boom in the french pop music industry was fueled entirely by lab grown cool teen humonculouses

... remind me not to cross you....

Alien: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU BREATH IT?! Human:*having Oxygen in their suit* BECAUSE WE BREATH IT! Alien 2: ARE YOU SAYING YOUR ENTIRE PLANET HAS OXYGEN?!

Human: YES!!!!!

Due to Oxygen being one of if not the rarest gasses in the universe, it has been classified as highly illegal to own. When humans step up onto the galactic stage, the galactic council freaks out.

HOLD UP! . . . PEOPLE FIGURED OUT HOW TO READ THE BOOK?! AND THE LADYBUG PAGE JUST SAYS LADYBUG?! Why am I the last one to know??????? And why am I so dumb???

I don't remember well, but about the decoding, it was laughable poorly made, it was either gibberish or simple thing like " this the ladybug it's red" and some even have the modern names of the heroes? Like i remember the fox stil was call Volpina in the ancient book

That's what I'm saying! Once everyone figured out that the symbols on the Ladybug page literally said L A D Y B U G, the rest was easy, UTTERLY easy!

The princess who's a bade cook: "I would offer the muffins I made but....." *shows something that looks like if toxic waste and diarriha had a baby* . . . I don't think these are safe to eat, like, at all

"….Okay, are any of the dishes not poisoned?! Is there anyone at this feast who did not poison anything?!"

Me: I'll get the contract ready...

You’re a demon. One day, you’re summoned into a living room, and an exhausted woman quickly rambles about needing to get to work and being unable to find a sitter before flying out the door. Now, you stand in your summoning circle, a toddler staring wide eyed at you.

Me: I'm adopting you. Where do I sign?

You are a villain with a long-standing rivalry with the local Magical Girl. One day, you learn that the Magical Girl has been abandoned by her parents.

Me: WTF???? Friend: Oh yeah! We made friends with aliens!

You’ve been in a coma for ten years. Your friend says everything’s changed. Suddenly, a stunning, tall blue alien cat lady walks in to check your vitals.

Can I cook the shoe for you if it doesn't win?

apparently there's a sonic ship showdown on tw*tter rn, and I'll eat my left shoe if sonadow doesn't win

Me: My mother war raped... (not true IRL) Hera: Oh dear! I'll kill the bastard! You and your mother are under my proctection forever, no one can hurt you Me: you swear on the river styx

Hera:yes Me: It was Zeus. I don't want him as my damn dad! I'd rather have Hades as my dad! Hera: .... you made me walk into that one. Looks like you'll live a happy life Me: I'll try to find a good husband, and if he cheats, sue him. Sue him so badly that he's in deep deby Hera: I like this kid

As one of Zeus bastard children, you are doomed to be targeted by Hera, however you found a way to get on the queens good side before she found out who your father is.