HOLD UP! . . . PEOPLE FIGURED OUT HOW TO READ THE BOOK?! AND THE LADYBUG PAGE JUST SAYS LADYBUG?! Why

THEN FUCKING READ FANFICTION CHROME!!! OR USE CHARACTER.AI AND MAKE THEM ACCURATE SO THAT YOU FEEL LIKE YOUR ACTUALLY TALKING TO THE CHARACTER!!!

I MISS MY WIVES I MISS THEM I WANNA HUG THEM I WANT MY WIVES

Me: I'm adopting you. Where do I sign?

You are a villain with a long-standing rivalry with the local Magical Girl. One day, you learn that the Magical Girl has been abandoned by her parents.

And in some states it's illegal to take a picture of someone without their consent

I'm guess it's your birthday?

I LOVE BIRTHDAYS

you were BORN and you made it through ANOTHER YEAR and I'm excited for you so I'm gonna give you a gift that I think you'll like and you're gonna eat something delicious!!!!!! like cake or spaghetti or whatever, you get to choose!!!! birthdays fucking rule!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: I have common sense. I kinda have to since I'll get killed if I don't

You are the sole superhero without powers to have lived longer than ten years. An old friend with powers asks how.

raisin' both

Me behind you: Do your tasks or else I'm having fish for dinner.

guys I've been assigned two tasks at once ,please pray for me

My 65 year old grandma and I both think they look like tanks. Why are they built like that?

Every time I see one

It's just a cat fish.

internet pro tip, you can go to ANY internet browser, type in "tiny kitty cat", then click on images. you gotta try it

People didn't like Phantom Pups????? I watched it only once but it was nice.

working with troubled youth has exposed me to depraved media beyond my comprehension