Me: I Have Common Sense. I Kinda Have To Since I'll Get Killed If I Don't

Hey Chrome, let's do this

all i want is mutuals that reblog my posts and talk to me and call me by my first name

I then go straight home. The bully thinks I'm running away. I later return with a wooden staff I got from the renaissance fair that's almost as tall as I am. "I got this stick. And imma beat you with it"

Prompt #5

He snickered mockingly.

"You're too much of a chicken to actually go through with this."

She bit the inside of her cheeks hard, trying to show as little emotion as possible. She was done with his bullying.

"Watch me."

Me: SOMEONE! DUEL ME AND DEFEAT ME!!!!!! PLEASE! I DON'T WANNA DO THIS!!!!

You are a terrible mage, yet through pure, dumb luck you managed to defeat an archmage in a duel, thus taking their place according to ancient tradition. Many mages protest against giving such a prestigious position to a clearly unqualified candidate, including yourself.

Derpy face Tamari

evil(?) tamari

C=

Jokes on them, I'm not prepared to chase after them. But I'm going to!!

All your preparations are always for nothing. You prep for a test, it's canceled the next day. You make lunch, everyone's already eaten. You dress for a night out, the club's closed that day. You hire a private investigator to find out why.

I lowkey wanna dress this way.

SCENE HANAKO!!! (don't ask how I came up with this)

Okay but Maria looks so cute in this art style. Like...... LOOK AT HER!!!!!

The cutest 🦔🌼

But I don't have that many knives a home.... What do I do?

everyone make sure you leave out the milk and cookies and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife tonight 🥰

Siblings lifts banishment when they become the ruler, and tells them "You like your peaceful life, I know that, but.... CAN YOU PLEASE SCARE AWAY ALL THESE PEOPLE!!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!! THEY KEEP ON TELLING ME HOW TO RUN MY KINGDOM AND THEY WANT TO PUT MORE TAXES ON THE COMMON FOLK!"

Despite being cursed into a monster and being banished by your royal parents, you were happy with your life. Your home was peaceful. You always had enough to eat. You even had friends despite your appearance, so yeah your life was great. Your non-cursed sibling's life, on the other hand

I love how none of us are still over the fact that Emmet is probably going crazy trying to find his brother

My extremely unrealistic hope for Legends ZA