Me Behind You: Do Your Tasks Or Else I'm Having Fish For Dinner.

"NO! YOU PEOPLE HAVE TO UNDERSTAND! THEY'RE REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING!!!! I CAN'T STAND THEM!"

You are a supervillain, and everyone was surprised when you declared another supervillain to be your arch nemesis instead of one of the heroes who constantly thwart your plans.

You heard me.

“These specimens have been conditioned for contact. They’re safe. But if you see them in the wild, DO NOT approach. It’s very dangerous.” “Why? Are they aggressive?” “No, they’re extremely friendly and very playful. That’s why it’s dangerous.”

It 1:20 in the morning! :D

whoever reads this I hope you feel whimsical and happy within the next hour

This goes for ROTTMNT and the 2012 version. I feel it in my bones

Handful:

Casey Jr: Man, they look like a real handful. How do you deal with them?

April, watching Mikey screaming, Donnie trying to set a sleeping Leo on fire, and Raph choking on air: I don't know either.

I then go straight home. The bully thinks I'm running away. I later return with a wooden staff I got from the renaissance fair that's almost as tall as I am. "I got this stick. And imma beat you with it"

Prompt #5

He snickered mockingly.

"You're too much of a chicken to actually go through with this."

She bit the inside of her cheeks hard, trying to show as little emotion as possible. She was done with his bullying.

"Watch me."

I do! I do!!!!

aspiring writer here. does any1 wanna read abt my ocs/self inserts.......

Ranger: Mikachu, we talked about this. Me: Bitch I grew up in America, I got fucking murder weapons everywhere.

“You have my sword” said the Ranger. “And my Bow” said the elf. “And my axe” said the dwarf. “And all of my guns” said the American.

I choke on my own spit.

drink water

*Whacks the both of you out with a frying pan Rapunzel style* Sleep.

You're not the only one with insomnia, right?

Me and Leon are hashtag twinning with insomnia 💥

"No duh! I'm Deadpool"

-Deadpool prob- "HEY PERSON WRITING THIS! I CAN SEE YOU! NICE TOP!" DEADPOOL! STOP BREAKING THE FORTHWALL! I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN AFFORD A REPAIRMAN!!!

“Ethics? Playing god?! I created easily affordable 3D printed organs that are perfectly compatible with the human body! Do you know how many people will die if you bring me to "justice”? I saw what happened to the guy who almost cured cancer! You’re no hero, you’re just a hired gun!“