... remind me not to cross you....
Me: .... I'm happy to have you back but.... WTF?!
You buried your poor pet a couple of weeks ago. One morning, as you walk out the front door - there it is, back from the dead, sitting on your doorstep - quite rotten, and impossibly alive. Rather, un-alive. It seems happy to see you.
Just send them dumb memes and memes that you know they'll love.
Ain't he a fancy looking kitty
“It’s okay not to be perfect. Besides that’s cheese’s job anyway!” ~ Pudding 🧀
My brain is so fucking confused...
God
who gave me all this autism
And that's how I made the sun!
“Any spell can be enhanced by saying the incantation and waiting to use it. The longer you wait, the stronger it gets.” You prepared a Fireball immediately upon hearing this, and 20 years later you accidentally release it.
And I'm the one who tries to keep the leader undercontrol even though I'm not in the fan club
misc reckless battery burns PV art pt. 1
I was just reading this post, and then a door SLAMMED shut. It's only my grandma and me in my house right now. She just came into my room to ask which door slammed... I knew it was the bathroom door next to my room because when the window in that bathroom is open, the door can open or close randomly. But it still freaked me the fuck out
@writing-prompt-s I'm asking what witchcraft you know that made this happen
It'd also be funny if she did own his soul but was like "Just do what you like" and then they became good friends
had a revelation and needed to draw it