Alien: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU BREATH IT?! Human:*having Oxygen In Their Suit* BECAUSE WE BREATH IT! Alien

Me: All I asked was a bed time story! Not your dramatic past! The person telling me this: You get what you get and you don't get upset!

“When those armies came, they slaughtered the village and cornered me in my cottage. They said that they had me surrounded, but they didn’t seem to realise that the last thing you should let a necromancer have access to is fresh corpses.”

@chromeeeeeeeeee

They can't contain their silliness

@chromeeeeeeeeee

LOOK AT THIS! XD

Most-used word in each US state.

Well if it makes you feel better I'm actually starting to draw kinda good now!!!!

can't stop thinking abt my wife. can't stop drawing my wife. can't stop looking 4 more wife content.

Rebloging because people like that make me want to give them a slow painful death with my own hands. I also hate how cute the colors look because gross people shouldn't have those cute colors

I am making so many “hey mutuals!” posts but this one is serious and it applies to everyone who sees this post actually. PLEASE REBLOG.

I just had to block someone with this flag as their pfp -

For those who don’t know, this is the MAP pride flag. This flag represents pedophiles.

Please reblog so people know that they are not welcome anywhere. Mutuals I BETTER see y’all reblogging this

SO THAT'S WHERE MY WISH FOR A WHITE CHRISMAS WENT TO?! I MEAN'T IN MY CITY!!!

Bro I feel him on another level. Just boobies, and they don't even have to be sexual, like just something to lay your head on.

i still can’t believe that it’s canon to the manga, absolute king

Now have fish cat defy physics

sometimes I feel like a little kitty cat

Neighbor with a farm: "WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY POTATOES?!" Or Zeus steals the from the store.

Today at therapy was really hard. I was sitting here crying, and generally being miserable, when I felt a nudge at my knee. I looked down to see that Zeus, my service dog, was doing his job… and brought me a potato. it is very hard to cry with a gift of potato.

Me:... bring it on. Do it and I'll snitch to God and Jesus.

Pov: you're about to be bullied so bad you'll need another 4 years of therapy