Well If It Makes You Feel Better I'm Actually Starting To Draw Kinda Good Now!!!!

My brain is so fucking confused...

I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside...

Okay the second one sounds like the golden child is sick of their sibling not getting the attention they deserve. Like. You have any idea how good of a story that could be?

WRITING PROMPTS - Shadow

Children who can control shadows tend to find peace in the darkness.

"I'm sick of her living in my shadow!"

A beast made of shadows wants to be loved, but, instead, everybody fears him.

"I watched you every night."

Monsters hide in shadows, ready to replace children who choose not to use night-lights as shields.

"I'm not afraid of you, shadow-man!"

Shadows are safer than the light.

"What lurks in the shadows?"

Ah shit, a mosquito????? Dat sucks. I suggest arson. P.S. How you like my PFP?? Should I change it to Tsukasa?????

How you doing?! I also need help making lore for OCs since you're much better at it than I am! And thanks for lending me your manga every day bestie!!!! :3

there's a mosquito in my house i'm scared......... i can help u ocs at school cuz i gotta do things 2day and tomorrow :3

HOW????

I'm not gonna sugar coat it!!!!!

you're very beautiful.

and yeah,

you're gonna have to deal with that for the rest of your life

I don't get it. I'm that dumb.

Kinda fuckin scary but what the hell

REBLOG IF YOU WANT PETA TO GO FUCK THEMSELVES!!!

All my homies hate PETA.

You heard me.

“These specimens have been conditioned for contact. They’re safe. But if you see them in the wild, DO NOT approach. It’s very dangerous.” “Why? Are they aggressive?” “No, they’re extremely friendly and very playful. That’s why it’s dangerous.”

Just send them dumb memes and memes that you know they'll love.

Me: *looks at Genie laws* Huh.... Okay looks like it's allowed. Master: I'm a lawyer Me: That explains it.

You are a genie. Predictably, your latest master uses their first wish to wish for infinite wishes, but you tell them you’re unable to give infinite wishes. What you didn’t expect was that they would instead use their first wish to wish that you were able to give infinite wishes.

... were you talking to me or him? Cause if you were talking to him... I FIXED THE PROBLEM!

The hero busts through the door and says “I have come to end your reign of terror!” Just as you put a dagger through the emperor’s heart.