Ah Shit, A Mosquito????? Dat Sucks. I Suggest Arson. P.S. How You Like My PFP?? Should I Change It To

I never knew I needed this until now

Drawing is fun again!!! Have these doodles!

Me: THE FUCK IS THE COLOR KERIGN?

Technology has finally advanced to the point where humans can get surgery to see colors invisible to them before. However, this ends up letting them see things humans were never meant to comprehend…

I live in the USA, and we all know that sucks. It CAN be good, but listen up! It still kinda sucks! Good news? I can move to a different country when I grow up, like Canada if they'll have me! Bad news? I still have to pay US taxes...... BECAUSE OF MY CITZENSHIP HERE! Good news? I can forfit it.

Letter: "You're lucky I decided to help you. you life was a fucking mess.... I left instructions as well, so FOLLOW THEM!"

You’ve had to watch as someone else took control of your body and lived as you for years. You never thought you’d get your body back, but one day after they went to sleep, you woke up in your body; Nothing left of them but a letter.

I look like a fucking man

I'm not gonna sugar coat it!!!!!

you're very beautiful.

and yeah,

you're gonna have to deal with that for the rest of your life

@chromeeeeeeeeee cause you like Hatsune Miku and I love this show so there

Umm… I am sleep deprived

~Miku, Miku, ooo weee oooh~

A resturant near where I live has Bob Roth on one TV all the time. I love watching him paint while eatting my pizza

I need these for the day of the dead

Alien: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU BREATH IT?! Human:*having Oxygen in their suit* BECAUSE WE BREATH IT! Alien 2: ARE YOU SAYING YOUR ENTIRE PLANET HAS OXYGEN?!

Human: YES!!!!!

Due to Oxygen being one of if not the rarest gasses in the universe, it has been classified as highly illegal to own. When humans step up onto the galactic stage, the galactic council freaks out.

I actually was thinking this was Stanley from Dr. Stone

“Pierre philosophale” (2013) by Les frères Chapuisat - A stone sculpture humorously juxtaposes a cigarette within a rock’s slit, blending natural form with human artifact.