I'm Guessing The Questions Are... "HOW?!" And "WHY???"

"You think I don't know that? Foolish child. I kidnapped you so that I could meet your older brothers for ummm..... reasons"

The abductors looked at their young captive, astonished at their calm, almost pitying, expression. “I have 15 siblings. I am the youngest, and the only girl. You have absolutely no concept of how fucked you are.”

OMG!! I NEED TO SEE HOW THE OTHERS LOOK! MOSTLY THE TWINS!!!!

concept: a fantasy cowboy who rides a dragon instead of a horse

Another hero: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET ENGAGED TO A VILLAIN?!?!?! Me: 1. they're hot. 2. We're both ADHD 3. Their rambles are way too cute. How could I not marry them?

A supervillain known for going on tangents during a monologue has captured the hero. The hero broke free of the restraints a while ago but pretends to remain captured to see how off topic the supervillain will get.

Well it takes a human to kill a human! Let's just hope we know enough facts to scare the Emperor off his throne!!!

You have been Isekai-ed! Isn't that great? Except when you look around you, you see those who summoned you are horrified. Apparently they are the "subhuman" resistance group of Elves, Dwarves, and Beastkins who tried to summon a hero from another world to defeat the evil tyrant human Emperor.

Bro I need someone like this for my talkative ass.

Will it be canon to the books you write?

If I ever became a famous author, I would write silly fanfiction about my characters and not reveal that it’s me. See if people realize or not lol

It's just a cat fish.

internet pro tip, you can go to ANY internet browser, type in "tiny kitty cat", then click on images. you gotta try it

Rebloging because people like that make me want to give them a slow painful death with my own hands. I also hate how cute the colors look because gross people shouldn't have those cute colors

I am making so many “hey mutuals!” posts but this one is serious and it applies to everyone who sees this post actually. PLEASE REBLOG.

I just had to block someone with this flag as their pfp -

For those who don’t know, this is the MAP pride flag. This flag represents pedophiles.

Please reblog so people know that they are not welcome anywhere. Mutuals I BETTER see y’all reblogging this

So I just had to block something. I think it was a bot account. I reported it because it was something sexual. Yeah. Why is this allowed on tumblr???? I know people make horny posts about ocs and characters, I'm not judging that, but What I'm judging is literally posting a picture of your naked ass boobs on tumblr. I looked at my notfications and when I saw the profile picture, I clicked on the blog so that I could block it. I ask anyone who sees those kinds of blogs to block and report them.

"stick" "Stick??" "Is good stick. helps keep other hobos away from alley" ". . . ARE YOU HOMELESS?!"

“A villain am I? When I demand loyalty from my minions I reward them with protection. My armies know I will provide for their widows. My workers are all well fed. The children will never know grown men chasing them away for being monsters. What has your king provided for your loyalty?”