"stick" "Stick??" "Is Good Stick. Helps Keep Other Hobos Away From Alley" ". . . ARE YOU HOMELESS?!"

Me: *is crying* Demon hunter 1: WHY THE FUCK IS SHE CRYING?! WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO?! Demon hunter 3:*is panik* Demon hunter 2: I'm too sober for this.... *goes to drink alcohol*

Your father is a demon, and your mother is a human. You were raised by her, and only saw your father a handful of times as a kid. Your mom raised you right. You're by all accounts a pretty good person, which is why it was a shock when demon hunters showed up at your door.

Me: THE FUCK IS THE COLOR KERIGN?

Technology has finally advanced to the point where humans can get surgery to see colors invisible to them before. However, this ends up letting them see things humans were never meant to comprehend…

REBLOGING CAUSE MORE PEOPLE SHOULD SEE THIS!!!!

I made these as a way to compile all the geographical vocabulary that I thought was useful and interesting for writers. Some descriptors share categories, and some are simplified, but for the most part everything is in its proper place. Not all the words are as useable as others, and some might take tricky wording to pull off, but I hope these prove useful to all you writers out there!

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No. The village matchmaker knows and helps make little dates

Every so often, the local baker must bake something and personally deliver it to the monster in the woods, and in exchange the monster leaves the village alone. What no one knows is, the monster actually has a huge crush on the baker and needs an excuse to see them.

OMG!! I NEED TO SEE HOW THE OTHERS LOOK! MOSTLY THE TWINS!!!!

concept: a fantasy cowboy who rides a dragon instead of a horse

My 65 year old grandma and I both think they look like tanks. Why are they built like that?

Every time I see one

I need bleach for my eyes.... loads of it....

So I just had to block something. I think it was a bot account. I reported it because it was something sexual. Yeah. Why is this allowed on tumblr???? I know people make horny posts about ocs and characters, I'm not judging that, but What I'm judging is literally posting a picture of your naked ass boobs on tumblr. I looked at my notfications and when I saw the profile picture, I clicked on the blog so that I could block it. I ask anyone who sees those kinds of blogs to block and report them.

I wanna read 'em!

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

He needs to share that rizz with me cause I've only made like, three friends since I started high school

I love how, most shonen MCs get a harem of cute girls surounding them,

And then...

You have Ishigami Senku with his Harem of variously abled men always ready to work for him.

Muscleman bestie

Bisexual pirate & his non-binary chef

Gay mentalist

Gay sonar boy

Team of musclemen + that one whimp

Always hyped to do any work grandpa

Scientist Jr.

even his god damn enemies end up in his harem!!

I love dr stone 😌✨️❤️

Edit; spelling

Hi Bob.