I Need Bleach For My Eyes.... Loads Of It....

Okay the second one sounds like the golden child is sick of their sibling not getting the attention they deserve. Like. You have any idea how good of a story that could be?

WRITING PROMPTS - Shadow

Children who can control shadows tend to find peace in the darkness.

"I'm sick of her living in my shadow!"

A beast made of shadows wants to be loved, but, instead, everybody fears him.

"I watched you every night."

Monsters hide in shadows, ready to replace children who choose not to use night-lights as shields.

"I'm not afraid of you, shadow-man!"

Shadows are safer than the light.

"What lurks in the shadows?"

Why?

𝒻𝓇ℯ𝒶𝓀𝓎

Me: If I join the hunt can I 1. Adopt as many kids as I want? and 2. shoot Zeus in the balls whenever he tries to make a move on me or the other girls Artemis: Yes. Me: *calling my mom* Hey mom! I'm not going to ever get married but I will adopt a bunch of kids!

Saying you dedicate your hunts to the Goddess Artemis started as a weird private joke to yourself. You never thought it would result in the actual goddess visiting you and asking to teach her how to hunt with a rifle.

Hi Bob.

Me: I have common sense. I kinda have to since I'll get killed if I don't

You are the sole superhero without powers to have lived longer than ten years. An old friend with powers asks how.

HOLY SHET!!! IT'S A DUCKING PAINTING!!!

Mauro C. Martinez (American, 1986) - Trust (2022)

Senku has so much platonic rizz then

I love how, most shonen MCs get a harem of cute girls surounding them,

And then...

You have Ishigami Senku with his Harem of variously abled men always ready to work for him.

Muscleman bestie

Bisexual pirate & his non-binary chef

Gay mentalist

Gay sonar boy

Team of musclemen + that one whimp

Always hyped to do any work grandpa

Scientist Jr.

even his god damn enemies end up in his harem!!

I love dr stone 😌✨️❤️

Edit; spelling

Me: *pushes the lawyer I hired down under my desk* Okay...... well first I would like to have that lawyer paid triple what he usually makes for my first wish.

“I’m going to stop you right there, you dont have to be super specific about your wish, I don’t do monkeys paw or any of that garbage.”

Guess what Fish! I'm in Mexico and almost got scammed!

awawawaawa

:3

bleeeeh -w-

y'know?

Me behind you: Do your tasks or else I'm having fish for dinner.

guys I've been assigned two tasks at once ,please pray for me