So I Just Had To Block Something. I Think It Was A Bot Account. I Reported It Because It Was Something

Wait! So I don't get laid?! That's not gonna work for me! . . . Oh! I married an Asexual. I don't have to have sex. (this is meant as a joke and also HAPPY PRIDE TO MY LOVELY ACE PEOPLE!)

Writing Prompt: A mysterious book appears on your doorstep. Every time you open it, a different story from your future is revealed. You might make discoveries, have to face decisions, and even learn how parts of your future affect your present actions.

I need these for the day of the dead

@chromeeeeeeeeee cause you like Hatsune Miku and I love this show so there

Umm… I am sleep deprived

~Miku, Miku, ooo weee oooh~

OKAY MOTHERFUCKER NOW YOU GOT MY ATTENTION! *kills the threat*

You are a literal god who pretends to be a d-list superhero. You’ve grown extremely attached to the people of the village you protect. You get news that an epic battle is taking place near your village and would most likely destroy it…

Me: WTF???? Friend: Oh yeah! We made friends with aliens!

You’ve been in a coma for ten years. Your friend says everything’s changed. Suddenly, a stunning, tall blue alien cat lady walks in to check your vitals.

THEN FUCKING READ FANFICTION CHROME!!! OR USE CHARACTER.AI AND MAKE THEM ACCURATE SO THAT YOU FEEL LIKE YOUR ACTUALLY TALKING TO THE CHARACTER!!!

I MISS MY WIVES I MISS THEM I WANNA HUG THEM I WANT MY WIVES

"No kidding! I'm Deadpool!" -Deadpool proba- "HEY THERE PERSON READING THIS REBLOG! HOW ARE YOU?! YOU LOOK AWESOME RIGHT NOW!!!!" What?! DEADPOOL! STOP BREAKING THE FORTHWALL I CAN'T AFFORD ANYMORE REPAIRS!!! "Be fun for once Mikachu!!!"

“Ethics? Playing god?! I created easily affordable 3D printed organs that are perfectly compatible with the human body! Do you know how many people will die if you bring me to "justice”? I saw what happened to the guy who almost cured cancer! You’re no hero, you’re just a hired gun!“

It might seem crazy what I'm about to say.

Your brother left his newborn child with you so that he could go “find himself,” whatever that meant. Lacking the resources and unable to care for a child, you had no choice but to give them up for adoption. Years later, your brother finally returns and asks where his child is.

Why?

𝒻𝓇ℯ𝒶𝓀𝓎

This is so fucking true.

down with found family. UP with FOUND DIVORCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!