Wait! So I Don't Get Laid?! That's Not Gonna Work For Me! . . . Oh! I Married An Asexual. I Don't Have

Me: Oh hell nah. *grabs the monster and drags them out* Yeah you're going six feet in the ground

You are a monster who really doesn't care about hurting humans. In fact, you like blend in, so you often go to costume parties to socialize! However, this time, you soon realize there's another monster in the party, who is planning on attacking the unaware humans…

Girl just be grateful they animated your boy.

Kako

Mirai

Akane Aoi

No. 1 of the seven mysteries—

THE CLOCK KEEPERS: PAST, PRESENT & FUTURE

I'M SO EXCITED FOR THE CLOCK KEEPERS AND THE PERFECT PAINTING ARC..Y'ALL IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING 🤩 not sure if it's spoiler-y atp cuz majority anime-onlys have seen it already..

via: Jibaku Shounen Hanako-kun season 2 PV

I'd probably get my self killed for trying to hug one of my favorite characters....

I just read an interesting isekai, harem uppermoons x reader (gender neutral) fanfic on ao3 called the awakening of the demon king by wholesome_sliced_bread and plot so far is amazing!

In a nutshell, reader found a dead Muzan and ate him and they became the Demon King. (I find this terribly disturbing and funny at the same time).

You were just a student but then you stumbled across Muzan’s corpse and nom nom nom. ✨ expensive mukbang ✨ You got isekaied to the Demon Slayer world. (I drew another version of reader for another fanfic— I’m not running out of ideas at this point. But I drew them female huhu I should’ve drawn them ambiguous.)

Since you became the Demon King, all of the demons under Muzan’s creation, especially the Twelve Kizuki are under your control.

The original story of Demon Slayer might change depending on Reader, who is a fan of Demon Slayer in the real world, meaning they know everything what will happen to the story, who dies and survives, and how the original story will end. The fate lies upon their hands.

I enjoyed the story so far. I recommend everyone to read it~

Guy: YOU STUPID BITCH! I FUCKING TUTORED YOU FOR NOTHING?! Me: WELL YOU SUCK AS A TEACHER YA CUNT!

You are “the guy”, when something needs to be done, something needs to be fixed, when governments, billionaires or very important people need something done and someone says “I know a guy”, you are that guy. Now you are facing what may be your hardest job.

I like really..... REALLY want to have like a siren for bi flags!!! CAN THAT HAPPEN PLEASE???

So like... people have broached the idea of pride flags having dragons on them like heraldry, which is of course correct and just, but like... they shouldn't ALL have dragons, right? Or at least not the same dragon. Each flag should have its own heraldic beast, ideally one that relates to the orientation the flag represents.

Which begs the question of which heraldic beasts would best suit each color of the rainbow, as it were. I think the iconic four legged, two winged dragon makes sense for the main pride/rainbow flag, since dragons are often posited as, like, the pinnacle of monsters, and so feel best suited to be the one that encompasses the whole spectrum, but I'm kind of paralyzed by the options presented to pick out ones for the others.

Sorry, don't mean to be rude, so please hear me out, I also didn't vote so do with that info as you wish. While they can keep quiet so they can still see your things, I don't think it's really that big of a deal if someone voted from Trump, so did most of the country. I know I'm risking getting blocked by someone, but why do you care so much about people's political opinions? I know you saw a lot of good things from Kamala, and that's good, but not everyone saw them or agreed with them, including me. I support trans rights quiet a bit, but giving minors thing to change their bodies that aren't even fully developed is a little mess up. Once they're devoloped, then chop off those tits, but I still warn for chopping off your dick, you'll get infections. And I'm not asking for an exception, I'm just saying look at different facts as well. And I'd love to hear what you think of Kamala and Trump personally. I want to hear different opinions. Thank you! I'm probably going to get blocked but if you read this far thank you!! And sorry if I sounded rude!

also i forgot to say this earlier but you aren't allowed to follow me if you didn't vote for kamala harris. i literally don't like you get out.

Me: DON'T FUCK WITH MY CHILD BITCHES!!!! *throws bombs at everyone in the fight while the child is on my back laughing like a crazy person*

You we’re once a well respected and feared villain, that is until you had a child. However, they’ve been caught in the crossfire of a hero fight. Now, you’ll show them why you were so feared.

I move the smol baby to my bed and tuck them in, letting them sleep

Early one morning, you start your normal routine of making coffee, but when you pull your favorite coffee mug from the cupboard, you find a very small dragon curled up in the bottom, sleeping contentedly.

My cousins didn't come over today but I probably am the gay cousin since I'm bisexual.

if you don't have a gay cousin at your thanksgiving, I am your gay cousin for today. I'm wearing a croptop and I'm excited about cranberry sauce

Me: THE FUCK IS THE COLOR KERIGN?

Technology has finally advanced to the point where humans can get surgery to see colors invisible to them before. However, this ends up letting them see things humans were never meant to comprehend…