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When the eldest of the royal children was kidnapped and brought to the ritual table to be the new vessel for the cult's god, they seem oddly fine with it. It was in the middle of the ritual that the eldest royal revealed…

Me: WTF???? Friend: Oh yeah! We made friends with aliens!

You’ve been in a coma for ten years. Your friend says everything’s changed. Suddenly, a stunning, tall blue alien cat lady walks in to check your vitals.

TO ANYONE WHO NEEDS TO SEE IT! YOU ARE WORTH SOMETHING AND ARE NEEDED BY SOMEONE!!!

hey

hey friend

dont kill yourself tonight ok

you have a really pretty smile and i know its not always easy to manage one but itd be a bummer if we never had the chance to see it ever again

youre really important and you matter a lot so stay safe and try and have a nice sleep

New villain: "All you can do is create support items!!" Me: "From my imagination!" New villain: "Still, just support items you fool!" Me: *creates a a gun* Bang bang bitch

You pretend to be a small-time villain. At most, you annoy the local supers, but your crimes never hurt anyone. To you it's all good fun. Things change when a truly sadistic supervillain invades your turf and murders a few of the supers. No one has seen the extent of your true powers until now.

In Brazil, this couple planted 2 million trees in 18 years, returning 172 bird species, 33 mammals, 15 amphibians, 15 reptiles and 293 plant species to the area.

The whole world should know them. This is Lélia Wanick and Sebastião Salgado.

The couple decided to start the Terra Institute, a small organization that planted 2 million plants and revived the forest.

"There is only one creature that can convert carbon dioxide into oxygen, and that is a tree. We need to replant the forests."

Using only local plants, the couple rebuilt the entire ecosystem from scratch and the area flourished significantly, allowing the fauna to return; thanks to their work, Lélia and Sebastião saved dozens of endangered species.

"The earth was sad as I was, everything was destroyed. Then my wife got a fantastic idea to replant this forest: all the insects, fish and birds returned, and thanks to the new growth of the trees I was born again."

This is canon people. Try to change my mind

Ford and Mabel Bonding!

because because because,,,

I gotta,,,

Me: I have common sense. I kinda have to since I'll get killed if I don't

You are the sole superhero without powers to have lived longer than ten years. An old friend with powers asks how.

Put the hat back on please. It's a pretty hat

Please don't call us out like this...

My mom showing me "hot", buff, alpha males she took from Google: "Do you think he's attractive? He looks really nice!"

Me thinking about stinky opossum guys who look like they've been out in the rain for 13 days: "Yeah I guess I dunno.."

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