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Well..... TIME TO BECOME A GOD!!!!

You made a deal to be immortal. After countless eons and the end of a universe, you finally taste breathable air again. You lived through another big bang and landed on a new world. Ready to start anew.

When I cry I get red blotches on my face. And also fuck other people, you see how I act in front of our classmates, I don't give a fuck. But just in case, when ever you have to do that, do it with me, that way I can look stupider than you and you can look smarter

Chrome. I'm bored. Rant.

i hate the way tears and snot feel. its so wet and gross and when u try 2 wipe it away it gets everywhere and its so weirdddd!!!!!! and the tears make my eyes all swollen the next day and that's embarrassing cuz like what if they see it and their first impression of me is that im depressed??? and i also h8 my social anxiety its so bad ong. its so bad it goes down 2 the way i pick up and hold my stuff. what if i do something stupid looking and then people think im stupid when im not!!!!!! im mentally healthy

Me: Good luck bitch! Genin: WHY ARE YOU IN PAIN?! Me: PERIOD CRAMPS BITCH!

The genie only has to grant you one more wish before finally gaining his freedom from the lamp. Tired of your everyday life, you wish for the genie to replace you and live your life for a whole year, while you go on vacation. “Oh okay, how bad could that be?”, the genie thought to himself.

Fairy: Here. Give them this cookie, tell them it's from a friend Me: Good idea, he'll be taken to the fairy world or starve to death! Make sure to keep those cookies comin' since more bank people WILL come Fairy: YOU GOT IT!

Some fairies have taken residence on your property, and have grown fond of you, as much as those with such alien morals can. And they are not happy when the bank tried to foreclose on you.

Now have fish cat defy physics

sometimes I feel like a little kitty cat

I'll go grab the butter You:"Butter????" Yeah we're going to have to make her slippery so that she can escape

If lila still target marinette in the changeling au; how bad of a day will our local faes give her if the "ladybug episode " frame job still happens?

first thing's first, they have to untangle Adrien off of her first

"I wish I could.... But let me tell you this, not everyone tries to fit into that box. A lot of us are able to grow out of that box, and shove it somewhere else. Making sure, we don't ever fit in it again...."

“You humans confuse me. You try so very hard to be as boring as everybody else, and, when some gifted soul is born that has some small degree of uniqueness to it, you beat and break it until it fits into a dull little box that you can understand. Explain this to me, if you please.”

Me: *internally to the alien mind* NO! MY DOGS ARE NOT FOOD!!!!

After a freak accident, you start experiencing strange abilities and visions of an alien world. You soon realize that an alien consciousness has merged with yours. How do you navigate this new existence, and what do the aliens want from Earth?

Put the hat back on please. It's a pretty hat

Ranger: Mikachu, we talked about this. Me: Bitch I grew up in America, I got fucking murder weapons everywhere.

“You have my sword” said the Ranger. “And my Bow” said the elf. “And my axe” said the dwarf. “And all of my guns” said the American.