When I Cry I Get Red Blotches On My Face. And Also Fuck Other People, You See How I Act In Front Of Our

It's a recipe for cookies, They're hungry and need to eat food or else they'll eat something they shouldn't.

For reasons unknown, an immortal beast has been dropping off random trinkets at your ancestral home for generations. They’re all kept in storage; nobody dares throw them away. Today instead of a trinket, the beast leaves a note with instructions on it.

We shouldn't need stuff like this! We don't need to prove you are valid when you ARE valid! Who said you weren't?! I'LL KILL 'EM!!!!

REBLOG IF YOUR BLOG IS A SAFE SPACE FOR AROMANTIC PEOPLE AND IF YOU THINK THEY ARE VALID

I am Aromantic but i wanna see how ppl think we are valid

What color flowers would you like at your memorial service???

birthay

OH GREAT RABBIT! TELL US! WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE US TO DO!!!

sorry guys this blog is officially run by my rabbit, he claimed it as his own along with my computer. goodbye.

Rebloging because people like that make me want to give them a slow painful death with my own hands. I also hate how cute the colors look because gross people shouldn't have those cute colors

I am making so many “hey mutuals!” posts but this one is serious and it applies to everyone who sees this post actually. PLEASE REBLOG.

I just had to block someone with this flag as their pfp -

For those who don’t know, this is the MAP pride flag. This flag represents pedophiles.

Please reblog so people know that they are not welcome anywhere. Mutuals I BETTER see y’all reblogging this

T0T and I don't want to watch the anime Bleach, give me something else

So I just had to block something. I think it was a bot account. I reported it because it was something sexual. Yeah. Why is this allowed on tumblr???? I know people make horny posts about ocs and characters, I'm not judging that, but What I'm judging is literally posting a picture of your naked ass boobs on tumblr. I looked at my notfications and when I saw the profile picture, I clicked on the blog so that I could block it. I ask anyone who sees those kinds of blogs to block and report them.

Me: *is crying* Demon hunter 1: WHY THE FUCK IS SHE CRYING?! WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO?! Demon hunter 3:*is panik* Demon hunter 2: I'm too sober for this.... *goes to drink alcohol*

Your father is a demon, and your mother is a human. You were raised by her, and only saw your father a handful of times as a kid. Your mom raised you right. You're by all accounts a pretty good person, which is why it was a shock when demon hunters showed up at your door.

Sorry, don't mean to be rude, so please hear me out, I also didn't vote so do with that info as you wish. While they can keep quiet so they can still see your things, I don't think it's really that big of a deal if someone voted from Trump, so did most of the country. I know I'm risking getting blocked by someone, but why do you care so much about people's political opinions? I know you saw a lot of good things from Kamala, and that's good, but not everyone saw them or agreed with them, including me. I support trans rights quiet a bit, but giving minors thing to change their bodies that aren't even fully developed is a little mess up. Once they're devoloped, then chop off those tits, but I still warn for chopping off your dick, you'll get infections. And I'm not asking for an exception, I'm just saying look at different facts as well. And I'd love to hear what you think of Kamala and Trump personally. I want to hear different opinions. Thank you! I'm probably going to get blocked but if you read this far thank you!! And sorry if I sounded rude!

also i forgot to say this earlier but you aren't allowed to follow me if you didn't vote for kamala harris. i literally don't like you get out.

Me: *is currently ranting about dead bodies even those I first started to talk about pokemon* Alien: "Her train of thought is impossible to keep track of..... WHY DO YOU KNOW HOW TO KILL SOMEONE?!"

The psychic races of the galaxy thought humans would be easy prey. That is, until they abducted you, an unmedicated ADHD college student.

Demon: HA HA HAAA! Me: So he isn't angry

While reading over the demon’s contract, you realize it was riddled with typos. Notably, ‘soul’ was misspelled as ‘sole’. You thought the demon would be pissed when you handed him 100 pairs of shoes as payment, but he just started to laugh hysterically and clap.