Me: Good Luck Bitch! Genin: WHY ARE YOU IN PAIN?! Me: PERIOD CRAMPS BITCH!

My 65 year old grandma and I both think they look like tanks. Why are they built like that?

Every time I see one

Me:.... I wish to break my bone! Genin:...WHAT?!

Me:Now the person won't be hurt! YAY!!! *bone breaks in their leg* OW OW OW!! WORTH IT!!! OWWWW!!!!! Genin: *calls the genin's association* Yeah... umm... I got either the world's nicest person, or a crazy person.... Me: It's the second one! OOOOOWWW!

“I will grant you a wish. BUT… your gain will be someone else’s loss. If you want riches, someone will be stripped of theirs. If you want health, someone will fall ill. If you want love, someone will get their heart broken. And whatever you choose, that someone will know your name.”

No. The village matchmaker knows and helps make little dates

Every so often, the local baker must bake something and personally deliver it to the monster in the woods, and in exchange the monster leaves the village alone. What no one knows is, the monster actually has a huge crush on the baker and needs an excuse to see them.

I love how most people voted on the second one. I would've as well but the voting already ended

Every fandom deserve a Hades x Persephone AU and it's RadioApple turn- If only I could make up my mind whICH ONES ARE WHICH- 🏃‍♂️

Girly pop calm down. And who's Kennith Simmons????? I really need to figure out all your fandoms.

everything keeps GLITCHING OUT!!!!!!! FUCK U KENNITH SIMMONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: Is it wearing my heels Demon: *nods* Me: FOR FUCKS SAKE! I JUST BOUGHT THOSE!

You wake up to find your sleep paralysis demon holding you tight in fear, tears in eyes. “There’s a monster in the closet”, it says.

Demon: HA HA HAAA! Me: So he isn't angry

While reading over the demon’s contract, you realize it was riddled with typos. Notably, ‘soul’ was misspelled as ‘sole’. You thought the demon would be pissed when you handed him 100 pairs of shoes as payment, but he just started to laugh hysterically and clap.

The daughter in question: MURDER!!!! (she's having tea with dolls and is 15.... is she trying to poison one of them? Yes? No?)

“I never told you to train her, I told you to protect her!”

“Her training will protect her.”

“But you turned my daughter into a bloody assassin!”

That's actually a really good fuckin' idea!!!

So I was bored and wanted to make a Dr STONE OC. But idk what to make. Then I had an idea

What if the American's had counter character's to the KOS group?

Like for example if Senku's counter is Xeno, and Tsukasa's counter is Stanley, what if Yuzuriha had a counter? What if Ryusui had a counter? Hell what if Gen had a counter? The America arc would've been so much more complicated

Like imagine Gen, our loveable Mentalist, is faced with another mentalist from the American colony instead of a polygraph? Someone who counter's his ability? Someone who figures out that he is lying because they are the same?

[SPOILERS] Imagine Suika, being revived all alone, And looking to her left, and seeing someone just like her, in stone form. Also her age, from the American colony. Would she freak out even more?

Just... What if, yknow?

But this is like- a 2 AM induced thought of a sick teenager so idk

"I wish I could.... But let me tell you this, not everyone tries to fit into that box. A lot of us are able to grow out of that box, and shove it somewhere else. Making sure, we don't ever fit in it again...."

“You humans confuse me. You try so very hard to be as boring as everybody else, and, when some gifted soul is born that has some small degree of uniqueness to it, you beat and break it until it fits into a dull little box that you can understand. Explain this to me, if you please.”