Why Do You Want To Invade Poland????

Me: Oh? So that's how it's going to be then.... fine. No more Mr. Nice genie.

After you gave your master the standard 3 wishes, you told him to leave the lamp in a place like a women’s shelter or a homeless camp. Instead he sold your lamp to the highest bidder and now you are determined to twist the 3 wishes to the detriment of both your current and former master.

TO ANYONE WHO NEEDS TO SEE IT! YOU ARE WORTH SOMETHING AND ARE NEEDED BY SOMEONE!!!

hey

hey friend

dont kill yourself tonight ok

you have a really pretty smile and i know its not always easy to manage one but itd be a bummer if we never had the chance to see it ever again

youre really important and you matter a lot so stay safe and try and have a nice sleep

I have no fucking clue how screwed am I. Look at it.

Quick,You now live your icon's life,HOW SCREWED ARE YOU?

As someone from Chicago, I can comfirm that everytime we go to the bean, we engage in a pokemon battle. I have battled it around four times already

they should’ve never let me learn how to rom hack

Another boob fact for you!!! If your mom has small boobs but your boobs are large, you got them from your dad. Yup your boob size depends on both parent's boob size if you didn't know.

BOOB FACTS

Lopsided boobs are completely natural! in other words the left boob isn't always the same size as the right boob, this is completely normal and you are beautiful

that's actually the only boob fact I have so far I'm trans sorry I'm new to this

Hi I'm Chrome's IRL friend and this is normal for her. Yes she is weird. Yes I'm worse.

have u ever drawn tamari reckless battery burns? love ur art btw!!! it looks so yummy ( ´ ▽ ` ).｡ｏ♡

I actually haven't. It crossed my mind before, I just never got to actually draw them because of school and never went back to it. -`д´-

I have time now though if you're requesting. OuO And thank you so much! ♡♡♡ 🥺 Much appreciated!

*takes you out and puts you on a plate* Cooked fish! Yummy!!!!

I think I could last 3 minutes in the microwave. I'm strong. I'm stronger than you realize

I was just reading this post, and then a door SLAMMED shut. It's only my grandma and me in my house right now. She just came into my room to ask which door slammed... I knew it was the bathroom door next to my room because when the window in that bathroom is open, the door can open or close randomly. But it still freaked me the fuck out

@writing-prompt-s I'm asking what witchcraft you know that made this happen

And I'm the one who tries to keep the leader undercontrol even though I'm not in the fan club

misc reckless battery burns PV art pt. 1

OMG!! I NEED TO SEE HOW THE OTHERS LOOK! MOSTLY THE TWINS!!!!

concept: a fantasy cowboy who rides a dragon instead of a horse