*grabs Twenty Megaphones And Sticks Them All Together* You Will Soon~ *insert Evil Laughter*

Me:... bring it on. Do it and I'll snitch to God and Jesus.

Pov: you're about to be bullied so bad you'll need another 4 years of therapy

Kitty

Whatcha reading? 👁️👁️📖

Little doodle inspired by a picture of my reading buddy Soba! 🖤

It's the brand. This one is a "Lifesavers" I think. They do have holes in them usually but I can't clearly read the name

My mint at church tonight doesn't have a hole

Me: *internally to the alien mind* NO! MY DOGS ARE NOT FOOD!!!!

After a freak accident, you start experiencing strange abilities and visions of an alien world. You soon realize that an alien consciousness has merged with yours. How do you navigate this new existence, and what do the aliens want from Earth?

This goes for ROTTMNT and the 2012 version. I feel it in my bones

Handful:

Casey Jr: Man, they look like a real handful. How do you deal with them?

April, watching Mikey screaming, Donnie trying to set a sleeping Leo on fire, and Raph choking on air: I don't know either.

I understand that bit, but what I don't understand is where you got the passum.

gently bap your passum

Me: THE FUCK IS THE COLOR KERIGN?

Technology has finally advanced to the point where humans can get surgery to see colors invisible to them before. However, this ends up letting them see things humans were never meant to comprehend…

Why?

𝒻𝓇ℯ𝒶𝓀𝓎

I'll murder everyone here if I don't get my dog.

You’ve died and have reached the after life. They are giving you the grand tour of heaven. “Any questions before you decide if your staying with us?” You, “yes just one, where’s my dog?” Them, “ahh yes, we have a strict no pets allowed policy.”

". . . You need to do better make-up" "Bitch! You need to hide your chest or else it'll be clear you're a lady!" *they help each other hide and the guy's gay while the girl's a lesbian :3*

A princess who is going to be in an arranged marriage runs away. She cuts her hair and pretends to be a man. However, she runs into the prince who was going to get married to her. He also ran away, and he is pretending to be a woman. They instantly recognize each other.