I'll Murder Everyone Here If I Don't Get My Dog.

Hey Chrome! My family's thinking about getting a cat! I'm going to be taking care of it full time but I get to pick the name with my mom's okay! I'm naming her Jolteon since I'm a pokemon fan and her nickname will be Jolte!

My allergies will be active 24/7 but I don't give a fuck!

my cat slept on my tamari hoodie......

I then go straight home. The bully thinks I'm running away. I later return with a wooden staff I got from the renaissance fair that's almost as tall as I am. "I got this stick. And imma beat you with it"

Prompt #5

He snickered mockingly.

"You're too much of a chicken to actually go through with this."

She bit the inside of her cheeks hard, trying to show as little emotion as possible. She was done with his bullying.

"Watch me."

I mean, she's innocent and she needed to be save....

You are a rookie hero. While a dangerous supervillain was preoccupied, rival villains kidnapped his wife. You were the only hero willing to help get his wife to safety. The terrifying supervillain now wants to thank you in person.

Like to charge, reblog to cast

Me when I saw a butch woman:

Depends on if it was Owl post with my letter from Hogwarts or not

what would you do if there were a post right in front of you

REBLOGING CAUSE MORE PEOPLE SHOULD SEE THIS!!!!

I made these as a way to compile all the geographical vocabulary that I thought was useful and interesting for writers. Some descriptors share categories, and some are simplified, but for the most part everything is in its proper place. Not all the words are as useable as others, and some might take tricky wording to pull off, but I hope these prove useful to all you writers out there!

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Kidnapper: I thought you were the man.... Me: That's because my hair is out of my face. I look more feminie with it down. NOW HIDE ME!!!!!

Reader: Please... Just put a bullet between my eyes now.

Kidnapper: Relax. If your family loves you, they'll pay the ransom

Reader: I'm not worried about you. My wife is a retired assassin and if I'm late to dinner one more time I'll lose my outside privileges for a year.

Kidnapper: You really expect me to believe that? I'm sure your wife's crying her eyes out to police right now.

Reader: Who said I was married to a woman?

[Knock- Knock- Knock]

Femboy Housewife Yan: Helloooo in there~ Has anyone in there seen my darling dearest spouse around? It's casserole night and they promised they wouldn't be late this evening. If it's your fault they're not at the dinner table right now [giggles] Well.... It's probably best if you open the door now than later...

Reader, squirming in their chains: Hide me!

The fact that your drawings already look SO MUCH like the actual way the show is animated is so cool!!!

Currently watching tmnt 2012

Slowly learning how to draw them

I've been in tmnt fandom for sooo long but finally I have a plan to watch the entire 2012 show! I just finished ss2 few hours ago. Totally loved it!!

*grabs twenty megaphones and sticks them all together* You will soon~ *insert evil laughter*

“These specimens have been conditioned for contact. They’re safe. But if you see them in the wild, DO NOT approach. It’s very dangerous.” “Why? Are they aggressive?” “No, they’re extremely friendly and very playful. That’s why it’s dangerous.”