I Feel Like It Fails And Only Makes Him Freak More People Out

I understand that bit, but what I don't understand is where you got the passum.

gently bap your passum

Can anyone translate that last picture please? I don't speak spanish that well so I have no idea what it says

Hey Chrome, let's do this

all i want is mutuals that reblog my posts and talk to me and call me by my first name

Neighbor with a farm: "WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY POTATOES?!" Or Zeus steals the from the store.

Today at therapy was really hard. I was sitting here crying, and generally being miserable, when I felt a nudge at my knee. I looked down to see that Zeus, my service dog, was doing his job… and brought me a potato. it is very hard to cry with a gift of potato.

WHERE'S MY MONEY FISH! I'LL MAKE YOU INTO A DISH FOR THE CATS!

I want five hundred billion dollars and I want whoever reads this to have five hundred billion dollars

Me: Do you really want to know? Alien: YES! Me: Okay.... *starts to talk about things wrong with the human race* And that's only what I know! Alien: *to her commander* Commander.... please make a therapy session for the entire planet Earth...

“Remember, if you die in the simulation-” “Yeah, yeah, we know, you die in real life.” “What? No! You need to reset the simulation with this terminal! What is WRONG with you humans?!”

God

who gave me all this autism

Wow... just... wow....

wow can’t believe jupiter is actually trans <3

Me: *sees them with blood* Beasty #1: You taught us well! Me: I JUST READ YOU A MURDER MYSTERY! I DIDN'T TEACH YOU ANYTHING?! WHY DO YOU HAVE THE BODY WITH YOU???

You were the caretaker for the mythical beasts of the royal family. Yesterday they decided to replace you with some incompetent noble, before kicking you out of the castle. You then spent the night in a nearby forest. However today you were awakened by the beasts who chose to follow you.

I give you one dollar for him. I don't mind glitter. I need this derpy little baby

🔫How many plushies u got, mate

too many but i love them all the same...mostly...