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My favorite part is you calling him Motherless. And also to annoy my friend.... @chromeeeeeeeeee

the late 90s to mid 2000s boom in the french pop music industry was fueled entirely by lab grown cool teen humonculouses

I chose Ares, cause Dionysus basically is the god of mental health and I feel like he'd have the best ways of coping and knows how NOT to traumatize his own therapist.... Ares on the other hand? He's a war god, meaning he has PTSD, and also he was trapped in a jar. Even more PTSD from who knows what!!! And all that shit. So yeah..... Ares will horrify the psychologist

Guessing Game 6

For my upcoming Greek myth comedy book. Considering therapy sessions are included in the short stories...

Exactly: You called?

When you turn 18, you go to the Chapel to summon a Familiar, then your future is decided based on its shape. All you can do is name the creature and then the summoning does the rest. After you name it, the priestesses all stare at you with horror in their eyes, then scream when it appears.

". . . Toche. Sorry for the mix up! Uhhhh, you want this free fro-yo coupon I got as a sorry?" "Yes. Yes I do"

"Halt, villain," said the heroine, pointing her sword at the man. "Hold on, I’m no villain," said the man. "Your eyes are pitch black—those aren’t natural," said the heroine. "And yours are bright gold—those aren’t exactly natural either," said the man.

"You gotta train the damn thing! I've learned that werewolves are like dogs. I just hope this one isn't a chihuahua...."

“Noble monster hunter! Thank goodness you’re here! We’ve had to sacrifice a villager to this werewolf each month to keep it at bay!” “That is quite possibly the worst course of action your village could take.”

"Roomie, why are you threatening me? I do you're fucking laundry because you can't do it for the life of you. Ge the gun out of my face or else you'll somehow explode your clothes when they're in the dryer"

Today you just found out your roommate with strange hobbies, like knowing how to pick a lock, knows how every puzzle and cipher by heart, or how to commit tax fraud, and so many other things, wasn't a guy with ADHD, he was an ex-assassin and now you have a gun pointed at your face

Sorry, don't mean to be rude, so please hear me out, I also didn't vote so do with that info as you wish. While they can keep quiet so they can still see your things, I don't think it's really that big of a deal if someone voted from Trump, so did most of the country. I know I'm risking getting blocked by someone, but why do you care so much about people's political opinions? I know you saw a lot of good things from Kamala, and that's good, but not everyone saw them or agreed with them, including me. I support trans rights quiet a bit, but giving minors thing to change their bodies that aren't even fully developed is a little mess up. Once they're devoloped, then chop off those tits, but I still warn for chopping off your dick, you'll get infections. And I'm not asking for an exception, I'm just saying look at different facts as well. And I'd love to hear what you think of Kamala and Trump personally. I want to hear different opinions. Thank you! I'm probably going to get blocked but if you read this far thank you!! And sorry if I sounded rude!

also i forgot to say this earlier but you aren't allowed to follow me if you didn't vote for kamala harris. i literally don't like you get out.

". . . THAT'S NOT WHAT IT'S SUPPOSED TO DO BILL!!!!" "Well Sixer, how was I supposed to know that!!!" I thought of Gravity falls and I need to know why that copy machine is like that

"I've fixed that malfunctioning copying machine." "The copying machine was broken?" "Of course it was, it did not even create identical copies of objects until now, how anyone could call it a copying machine before, I do not understand."

Will it be canon to the books you write?

If I ever became a famous author, I would write silly fanfiction about my characters and not reveal that it’s me. See if people realize or not lol

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