Latest Posts by mike-wheeler-is-gay - Page 3
whenever i click the cc button on a youtube video that clearly has a high budget and is made by a fucking studio and i see “english - auto generated” i spit daggers from my eyes and mouth at whoever decided to not pay someone to make actual captions
Titan’s Curse in live action !!
I’ve prayed for times like these 😭🙏🏼
White leftist suddenly against cultural preservation after learning it also includes that culture's religion, many such cases
You know, as the concept of “zombifying fungi” becomes more and more popular, I notice it still referred to everywhere as like a “brain parasite.” So I guess a lot of people overlooked or forgot how in 2019 it was discovered that cordyceps and other similar fungal parasites leave the brain and nervous system completely untouched. They only control the muscles. They use chemical signals to make the muscles flex in real time where they want to go :)
“ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ ”
Goodluck Pikachu
Haters be like
“It’s totally possible to make a path that goes through every door exactly once”
You were one of the 20-40ish senators who conspired to kill Julius Caesar, but did NOT stab.
I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.
Ides of March 2025 is going to be a fucking blast because it will have been 2069 years since Caesar's death day
Just a psa for fic writers who use the “trauma bond” tag, please make sure you’re using it correctly. A trauma bond is not two people who experience similar trauma and bond over it. It’s a carefully curated, manipulative bond between abuser and victim to keep the victim coming back because of the addictive highs and lows that come with abuse.
If you want to tag two characters bonding over shared trauma, a good substitute tag would be “bonding over shared trauma.” Trauma bonding is, by definition, an abusive relationship and may steer people who have experienced it away from your fic. Please spread the word and happy writing!
I don't know who the fuck censored "hell" in that last image, but it sure as shit wasn't me. What is this, 3rd grade internet?
Reblog to make him lose another 200 billion, like to make him lose 1 billion
petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’
LIKE TO CHARGE REBLOG TO CAST LET'S GET THIS FUCKER EXPLODEDED
It's the most stabby time of the year~
Nonstick broom
Happy plagueiversary
i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably
With the ides of march fast approaching we must be prepared
Please reblog to make sure everyone is equipped!
If Tumblr really wanted to break the entire website, they should give us Boops on March 15th.
Decided to try my hands at one of these!
Spin this wheel to RANDOMLY receive one tumblr sexyman!
No bald option this time you must choose!
Reblog for a bigger sample size, i want to see the general consensus :3
found this today
Please use these terms correctly. Not doing so will deeply harm the people who actually have experienced trauma, gaslighting, triggers, and people who have NPD.
Not where you grew up. Not where you’ll be living soon. Where you’re living right now.
