Matt And Foggy Take The Subway Together Every Morning To Get To Work, And Every Morning Foggy Tells Matt

Matt and Foggy take the subway together every morning to get to work, and every morning Foggy tells Matt about the Dog Bag Guy. As the name suggests, the Dog Bag Guy is a guy with a dog in his bag. Somehow they always end up in the same carriage as the guy, and Matt knows exactly what the guy looks like because Foggy tells him everything.

He knows the Dog Bag Guy is tall and muscular and has dark hair, and his nose must have been broken a few times because it’s kinda wonky and he has the best eyes and he always smiles at his dog. And the dog! Foggy says the dog looks like some kind of pit bull mutt, and it’s got the bluest eyes and the biggest smile, and it looks at the Guy like it worships him. The Guy apparently keeps the dog in a big backpack that he’s wearing on his chest instead, so he spends most of the ride on the subway receiving kisses from the over-sized puppy.

Matt is in love, and he’s never even talked to the Guy.

The Guy, who is, of course, our man Frank Castle himself, has to resist the urge to laugh during his morning commute because that Pudgy Guy is always whispering to the Blind Guy next to him about Frank. He’s spent the last three months trying to work up the courage to walk over there and ask the cute Blind Guy out to dinner.

Max, his dog, doesn’t care about anything other than giving Frank lots and lots of kisses.