Milkimae - Terminally Silly ‪‪❤︎‬

Tim Drake haters are so hilarious because, yes, he's an evil little sh!t but from an outsiders perspective THIS is what you hate:

You hate this little guy? He's never done wrong ever. He's just baby. Look at him U_U

(I am the Silco to his Jinx, I see diabolical war crimes and think "He's perfect.")

one thing about me as a batman fan is that im not 100% convinced his penis works very good. im completely fine with fanfic where hes horny as hell and fucks like a machine and all that but in my heart of hearts im like. this man has erectile dysfunction.

like first of all theres the psychological aspect, in the sense that that man is stressed the hell out and traumatized and paranoid and juggling like 600% more in his head than the average person, which im told doesnt usually contribute to great boners. so there's that part. getting the man to put down his schedules and business concerns and the three different cases hes working on in the back of his head and the updates he wants to make to the batmobile and all that shit. that guy is Distracted during sex. he loses his boner at least once a session because he starts thinking about killer croc or something and yeah hes freaky but not really in that direction, sorry. this is a thing that happens to him and is a known phenomenon to his partners.

and then second of all physiologically im not convinced that he hasnt mangled his penis to some degree in the course of all the training and crimefighting and whatnot. like even taking extra pains to protect it as im sure he would, all of the times that man has been exploded and thrown through walls and glass and all of the jumping off of buildings and swinging around he does?? i simply dont believe his penis has emerged entirely unscathed. you absolutely cant tell me that in the early days he didnt at least twice take a running leap off of something, misjudge his landing, and absolutely destroy his balls when he slipped and took a wrought iron fence full force between the legs. this must have happened. i know it to be true that this man has scars on his dick that he didn't ask someone to put there on purpose and i do kinda think it could eventually affect his sexual function, even aside from the impact of all of his other various and perpetual injuries causing him pain.

so what im saying is that my headcanon is that batman's dick game is weak as hell at least 50% of the time. what that dick do? today, absolutely nothing. tomorrow, who knows. which tbh i find kinda hot in a roundabout way actually, so. love that for him. sorry about your penis, batman.

batgirl brunch discussions… thank you batgirl (2025)

my loves <\3

Canon vs. Fanon: a Nutshell

Fanon: Dick: You've gone off the deep end, Tim. I can't trust you anymore. I'm going to lock you up in Arkham! Tim: *cries in victimhood*

Canon: Dick: Hey, Tim, you've had a lot of people you love die recently. Do you think, maybe, you should try going to therapy? Tim: *throws Batarang* HOW FUCKING DARE YOU –

i’ve literally not stopped thinking about this

most egregiously OOC moment of wfa imo is tim drake standing by and letting the others slander the discowing suit. like i just KNOW 90s tim thought that costume was the coolest shit ever i KNOW he was doodling it in the corner of his school books n daydreaming about wearing a replica for halloween. there's no way he'd have allowed it to be the punishment for a videogame tournament!! in tim's eyes the discowing is a sacred historical artifact and jason todd isn't allowed within three feet of it on pain of death

dripped out .!!!!!

post patrol shenanigans

Hilarious to me that in fannon so many people decided to give Tim Drake allergies. Thousands of people saw him and said, "This twink looks like he'd be allergic to clam chowder."