Go Big Or Go Home 

Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection 

I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.

Out of Touch

*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*

*looks in a mirror* you again