Please No Halloween Posts Just Yet. There’s Still 2 Months Left

I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS

Sage advice. See more highlights from Drake’s superb SNL.

My only regret is that I didn’t tell enough people to fuck off.

My 92 year old grandma. (via lipstickbabe)

guys

if i ever see any of you in public, the code is “i like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

christmas eve what about christmas adam

just a few things i’ve collected about tumblr’s view on parenting

So Google does math for you??

division

square roots

dividing percentages

IT EVEN FOILS

beautiful.

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.