Jason: “I’m NOTHING like Bruce, okay? We’re not even that similar. That’s all in your head.”
Dick, perched on Jason’s couch watching him gear up, sipping a Batburger shake: “so you’re NOT about to go deal with your emotions by going out on patrol and beating people up?”
Jason: *sets down the brass knuckles he was just holding* *stares off into the distance*
Jason: “These are just…for my — look, I don’t like your fucking tone, Richard.”
I imagined Reader whose attracted to older guys going for Deathstroke, Hal Jordan, Ra's al ghul, or any of Jason's,Dick's and Bruce's friends(+enemies) and now I'm dying of laughter.
Could you imagine, I pictured Dick and Jason screaming: MY Sister! MY baby sister! How could any of you date someone neary a decade or 2 younger than you!
Also, if you don't mind me asking are there any other powers batsis!/ sister! Reader has or will eventually gain with age?
OH MY GOD! IMAGINE DAMIAN'S REACTION TO READER FLIRTING W HIS EVIL GRANDPA??? HE WOULD COMBUST
THE BATFAM IN GENERAL WOULD DIE IF READER SLEPT WITH DEATHSTROKE LMAO
ok! so about reader's powers, they're kinda gradual! the ones reader knows about, and the ones we know about are: seduction, venom release, skin shedding/injury healing, pheromone release, enhanced reflexes and smell and hearing, enhanced flexibilty, heat detection, and super human strength, immunity to venom, and kind of emotional manipulation. i'll expand more on this in the chapters and dive deeper on it laterrr. the abilities aren't like surface level and have consequences and are more than they seem.
Idk how fucked you have to be to say "But IsRaeL is only bombing Palestinians because they wanna target Hamas" um yes by that logic we should bomb the entire fucking school (or better yet, the entire country) everytime there's a schoolshooter.
Like you see how the cops work to get the schoolshooter and doesn't kill every other student/teacher/human in the process??????
"BuT sNow you're being uNrEASonAble. There's no way Israel can just target Hamas without killing almost all Palestinians" um stfu because yes they can.
Remember Osama Bin Laden???? Yeah, they didn't bomb the entire country of Pakistan before catching him. Did it take longer to catch him? Yes. Was it harder? YES BUT THATS WHY THEY SEND SPECIAL FORCES TO PROTECT CIVILIANS AND KILL THE TERRORIST OMG I CANT BELIEVE YALL ARE SO STUPID THAT I HAVE TO FUCKING EXPLAIN THIS
ISRAEL IS LITERALLY BOMBING HOSPITALS RN. THEY HAVE CUT OFF FUEL, INTERNET, WATER, FOOD, EVERYTHING!!!!
This is not "bomb Palestine = end Hamas", this is "bomb Palestine = because I hate Palestinians and now it's time for some ethnic cleansing because white superamacy"
What would happen if Ariel is actually a boy :D, like you know, how would the Batfamily react to that, and found out that Y/N tricked them and made them think Ariel was a girl?
It's just a silly thought I had, anyways, I love your story! you are a great writer!😺💞
BYE THAT WOULD BE HILARIOUS!!
unfortunately i alr made Ariel a girl!!!
In the new chapter I see a little bit of parallels between reader and Bruce's persona. Also got reminded of Tyler the creator Like him.
DO I LOOK LIKE HIM!
Anyway amazing chapter like always and always catch me in a choke hold💗💗😋💕😘😘😘
YUPPP BRUCE AND READER ARE SO “like him”CODED ITS INSANE!!! and i’m glad you can see it! thank you 💕🫶
I am going to run all of them over with the batmobile istg-
Me and the other readers at the batfam:
LMFAO
The hot girl summer totally has St. Tropez by lana del rey playing in ny head
reader isssss. she’s just generally so lana coded!
rip dallas winston you wouldve loveeed being a deftones boyfriend with a lana del rey girlfriend
Hi honey, are you taking requests? I don't have anything concrete but I think the partition( boy Beyoncé) song suits Bruce very well :)
ok i see it but Bruce is readers dad so i don’t think they’d relate to the song that well 😭😭😭
but bruce is kinda partition coded
I'd pay an unbelievable amount of money for some dark/yandere Squid Game fics. The material is there. Hwang In Ho/Frontman (especially him), Thanos, The Salesman, Hwang Jun Ho/The Cop ,etc.
hii queen, idk if ur alr do this or not but im assuming you don't because it seems like u keep rewriting what you've already written whenever it gets deleted 😓 (which, sorry that keeps happening btw!! i think reinstalling the app might work if that happens constantly? it worked for me but im not sure if it'll work for others!!)
i suggest you write your chapters on like secondary apps or keep copies of it just incase it gets deleted, like the notes app, docs, idk what else lol sorry!! 🥲 thought this might help maybe idk sorry this keeps happening to u, Tumblr can be glitchy like that sometimes fr. i hope you're havin a great day!
heyyyy girl sooooo, i don’t keep copies of my chapters bc i hate writing on anything other than tumblr. ik that’s so weird but when i write on Word or Google docs it feels like i’m doing school work yk??? but thank you anyway ml 🫶