ok y’all i promise i’ll reply to asks tmrw but rn i just got the funniest idea ever. ok so yk how in HOT TO GO i mentioned readers daddy issues leading her to older men?? imagine one day when she’s being forced to have a family dinner after she’s been take back to the manor, bruce announces they have a guest that’s gonna stay the night and it’s readers inappropriately older bf/ situation ship that’s like Dick’s age almost walks in!! imagine reader is just over the moon, finally after weeks of being cooped up she can finally get some action! as they’re eating dinner everyone’s chatting and all the batfam is suspicious of readers ransoms good mood and think that maybe it’s bc of the food….
that changes when reader casually looks up from her food and casually says “daddy, can you pass me the salt?”
bruce is CHEESING from ear to ear thinking she’s finally beginning to see him as a father figure and looks around for the salt muttering an “of course honey” and blushing out of sheer joy, when he hears a raspy voice say “here you go sweetheart” from across the table.
everyone’s in just utter disbelief and shock. literally no one knows how to react.
bruce is in denial and is still looking for the salt to pass you it, dick’s jaw is nearly on the floor and he looks close to either puking or stabbing readers bf, jason is LIVID, i mean seriously?? in front of his chicken??, tim is disgusted and disappointed, damian is confused because it doesn’t really register what reader meant, duke is also surprisingly mad and the girls don’t know if they should laugh, scold reader, or kill her bf.
meanwhile reader herself can’t believe she just said that and her man is just sitting next to her with the world’s smuggest grin
anyway, safe to say they are NOT getting alone time later!
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God I really hate the fact they're trying so damn hard to get reader to apologise yet avoiding the reason why they should
no fr!! they’re the experts of not taking responsibility directly fr 😭😭😭
Jason: “I’m NOTHING like Bruce, okay? We’re not even that similar. That’s all in your head.”
Dick, perched on Jason’s couch watching him gear up, sipping a Batburger shake: “so you’re NOT about to go deal with your emotions by going out on patrol and beating people up?”
Jason: *sets down the brass knuckles he was just holding* *stares off into the distance*
Jason: “These are just…for my — look, I don’t like your fucking tone, Richard.”
Hey I like your series mad woman but you haven't updated it in a while so are you still updating it or have you finished it
heyyy girl! so mad woman is actually part of the "I bet on losing dogs" series, it's the 4 or 5th chapter. if you go to my pinned post, it's on my DC masterlist. I updated the series like 4 days ago i think??? I'm defintely not done yet, I just haven't been in the mood for it lately. I've been more in the Older AU mood ngl.
hii queen, idk if ur alr do this or not but im assuming you don't because it seems like u keep rewriting what you've already written whenever it gets deleted 😓 (which, sorry that keeps happening btw!! i think reinstalling the app might work if that happens constantly? it worked for me but im not sure if it'll work for others!!)
i suggest you write your chapters on like secondary apps or keep copies of it just incase it gets deleted, like the notes app, docs, idk what else lol sorry!! 🥲 thought this might help maybe idk sorry this keeps happening to u, Tumblr can be glitchy like that sometimes fr. i hope you're havin a great day!
heyyyy girl sooooo, i don’t keep copies of my chapters bc i hate writing on anything other than tumblr. ik that’s so weird but when i write on Word or Google docs it feels like i’m doing school work yk??? but thank you anyway ml 🫶
This is an ask following up from million dollar man because that was a masterpiece of angst. Are you able to write a sequel to that ? Specifically how two face realises that Tiffany is fake and tries to look for reader going full yandere because he realised that he was in the desert and fell for a mirage (Tiffany) and now he's more thirsty than ever in his soul because he drove the real fresh stream of water he needed (that being the reader) away.
But, two face can only find rumours of the reader being with slade and slade is a man that unfortunately two face can't afford to make an enemy out of. So, for now, he waits in the shadows for slade to mess up so that he can do anything to grovel and win reader back. Reader in this has moved on from him and has no intentions of ever being vulnerable with anyone like that again. She likes being with slade because she knows she will never trust him and that protects her from being vulnerable around him. Really I just want a fic where two face is privately loosing his mind trying to hunt for the reader and trying to figure out ways to get close to her again even though he knows he has completely ruined this for himself and he knows that the reader will never forgive him for what he has done, in this way he is no better than the batfam and this completely sickens him. This could happen around the same time that the Batfam realises Tiffany is a fake because I just think on the karma side of things it would be so delicious if the batfam and two face all go wild realising they've made such a big mistake but they can only find rumours of the reader because she's long gone and those rumours are not comforting because though she isn't aware of them yandere Slade has secretly let everyone know that she belongs to him and unlike the others he isn't stupid enough to want a fake like Tiffany when he doesn't evet intend to let the real thing (reader) go.
OKKKK PERFECT!!! I am writing another part and it is somewhere along these lines tbhhhh! ugh so much angst- i love 💕💕💕
thanks for the ask babes! i’m cooking it up rn but it might be out tmrw or after!
Hi! Just wanted to ask if you're experiencing some hate comments lately. Been seeing it a lot. Just wanted to ask if you are ok❤️
awwww thank you my love <3333 you're so sweet actually! and yes i have but im getting over them!
Me waking up: I want to write
Me eating breakfast: I want to write
Me getting ready for work: I want to write
Me at work: I want to write
Me eating lunch: I want to write
Me driving home: I want to write
Me at home, sitting in front of my laptop:
hockey player bakugou who always has a feral grin on his face when he shoves around with his teammates, and whenever he takes off his helmet, that unruly bunch of blond hair always spikes up in all the directions regardless of his attempts to tame it
hockey player bakugou who taps you on the shoulder to return your dropped card, he looks down at you and you feel oddly secure having a person two heads taller than you stand with their eyes averted and their hands slightly trembling holding your belongings
hockey player bakugou who you begin greeting during morning practises, he’ll come by and smile at you through the glass pane while you’re stretching in your figure skates
hockey player bakugou who gets teased by his friends when you offer him a bottle of pocari after a friendly match that you bought for him
hockey player bakugou who asks you out after he wins the first college championship of the year