We don’t throw tanks at our friends.
thinking about dick grayson who used to braid his mom’s hair before their shows
thinking about him growing his hair out, and doing those same braids before going out as nightwing
thinking about him asking anyone with long enough hair if he can braid it, about him doing the same braids his father used to do for his mother on kori and babs
one day he finds steph crying in the batcave and takes her into the manor. he sits her down in front of the couch and sits behind her and tells her to put on a movie. then he starts to brush her hair and braid it
it’s his love language, it’s just unfortunate the rest of his siblings have short hair.
when tim grows his hair out (which definitely didn’t have anything to do with this haha…) dick is so happy and braids his hair any time he sees him
when he was younger and bruce sometimes took him to JL meetings, he’d ask diana if he could braid it (she always said yes ofc) and sometimes he’d ask arthur who was so honored every time
bruce, glaring at arthur as 11 y/o dick braids his hair because he is Jealous and now seriously considering growing his hair out: Hn
Tim: Welcome to this meeting of the Wayne family middle child club. Shall we get started?
Jason: Why are you in charge of this club? Im the first middle child, I should be in charge.
T: I'm in charge because you're in charge of the dead robin club. Plus as basically the middlest mild child I think I'm more qualified.
Steph: When did we vote on who was in charge?
T: STEPH!?! Why are you here, you're not even legally one of Bruce's kids?
S: but since you all consider me family I think I belong here.
J: Agreed
Duke: how often do you guys have meetings like this?
Cass: more often than you'd think
Duke: do they all start like this?
J: Yeah pretty much
Duke: um...ok.
Dick, walking in: oh what are you guys up too?
J: NOTHING GET OUT.
I just realized something fantastic
Dick with Kori and Wally, in which one is a tall warrior redhead beauty that can bench-press him and the other is a freckled redhead best buddy who he can goof around with.
AND
Jason with Artemis and Roy, in which one is a tall warrior redhead beauty that can bench-press him and the other is a freckled redhead best buddy who he can goof around with.
THEY HAVE SIMILAR TASTES IN PARTNERS I FIND IT SO FUNNY!!!!
This guide is only for dick, jason, tim, steph or damian. for everyone else youre on your own.
Now thank you all for your attention, please return next week on your lecture on how to differentiate between helena und cassie.
Edit: I update some slides here. <- made it worse
Dick: Breaking in Jason's safe houses multiple times a week to leave some of Alfred's cooking in the fridge.
Tim : Sending stupid memes to Jason nonstop.
Damian : Staring at Jason agressively every chance he gets. (He looks angry doing it, but he's actually just trying to get drawing references to include his brother in a family portrait he's doing.)
Steph : Complimenting Jason's outfits everytime they see each other. She sends memes too.
Jason 'drama queen' Todd : They all hate me.
I’m just like you
You are?
You’re just like me
There’s somewhere else we’d rather be
Somewhere that’s ours
Somewhere that dreams come true
Yes, I am a girl like you
The Boy Wonder #2 (2024)
written by Juni Ba art by Juni Ba & Chris O'Halloran