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one day you think: I want to die. and then you think, very quietly: actually. actually. I think I want a coffee. a nap. a sandwich. a book. and I want to die turns day by day into want to go home, I want to walk in the woods, I want to see my friend, I want to sit in the sun, I want a cleaner kitchen, I want a better job, I want to live somewhere else. I want to live.

- via duckbunny

the funniest thing ever is picturing how unlike the various Bond women companion characters, Q in the car with James would be the exact opposite. Like, he wouldn't be erotically thrilled or terrified to the point of bloodlessness while Bond does 17 donuts and propels them off a cliff.

He'd be like bored trying to type an email on his phone not even looking up at the road as they drive vertically up a cliff while getting shot at by 50 henchpeople. He wouldnt even blink as they do a barrel roll mid air, suspended in his seatbelt upside down still typing on his phone, unbothered as his tie flies back into his face, while Bond is doing his best Chaos Agent Formula 1 stunts to keep them alive.

Number one, Q built the damn car and knows more than what it is capable of withstanding - so why would he ever worry? Number 2 - it's just hilarious picturing him typing away bored as James is pulling the smoke switches, the barrel guns, the flaming exhaust, and like reaching over Q who is still on his phone to pull a giant ass weapon from the glove compartment as Q, annoyed, is still preoccupied trying to still send texts and get a mobile signal in the middle of like some godless desert or Siberia.

And of course, Q occasionally (still not looking up from his phone, sighing at the inconvenience, while Bond is glaring at him), lifts a finger to hit a button himself to help.

my best friend held me at gun point to draw this

// Xiao XingChen & Song Lan

*fallen celestial star boi & the random hooman who picked him up AU (´･ω･`)

happy lantern/ shangyuan festival ~

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Hey guys!

Could someone help me remember the title to this one wattpad story I read a few years back. It's about this angel who gets sent down to earth by God to stop a war between 2 wolf territories. But when she arrives on earth it turns out she's the mate to an alpha to one of the packs, and everyone is shocked bc they thought he would never have a mate. He ignored her existence but she was really kind and religious then they went to this wedding and stuff. Anyways at the climax she gets this watch that acts as her lifeline, like a battery, so if it hit 0 she would die. And one night they get attacked and she runs out and sacrifices her life for the mate of the beta and everyone thought she died bc the watch hit 0. The alpha finds out and he was really mad but he eventually realises that he's loved her all this time.

Please reply back if you know the name!!

#wattpad #werewolf #mates #angel #alpha #luna #beta #religion #God #romance

🎵 make the clock reverse, 

bring back what once was mine 🎵

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Avengers AU - If Tony was Peter’s biological father

Tony is super protective of his son. And Peter, inspired by his dad, becomes Spiderman anyway (his dad and his Uncle Rhodey figure him out in a second though).

My other Avengers AUs

the fact he even had to ask 🙄

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Cultivating connection

Hannibal decided Will’s fate like:

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date night ✨

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Hi ! Soo yes, I’ve been gone for a while, but now I’m back and I’m bringing something good to the table🤌🏻✨ Recently I had a pleasure to read this beautiful, magnificent book by @madeline.e.miller ( on ig ) called "The song of Achilles" and it left me stunned. I can’t describe how beautifully it was written and how much I enjoyed every word of this piece. Now I can’t wait to lay my hands on her other book "Circe" . Her work inspired me so much that I decided to depict two heroes of the book. Star crossed lovers - Achilles and Patroclus.

And as they say, he was the moon to his sun 🤍

10 Random Headcanons About Mr. Hart and Mr. Unwin

1. “It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a certain senior Knight newly crowned as Arthur, must be in want of a Guinevere.”

The above piece of wisdom was delivered by one Roxy Morton, a.k.a. Lancelot, complete with a rather Significant Look directed at Eggsy Unwin a.k.a. Galahad.

Eggsy’s response was an equally eloquent: “Sod off.” Also, he was blushing so hard that Harry even noticed it after he walked into the room five minutes later. Which prompted a completely awkward (and adorable, according to Roxy) exchange that consisted of Harry fussing and Eggsy getting all the more flustered, not helped by the fact that at some point, Harry actually called him: “my dear,” seemingly by accident. Harry called for tea and Eggsy had to sit through the rest of the Round Table meeting hiding behind a mug of chamomile and scones.

2. Tristan might be a badass assassin who doted on his dog and could easily kill a dozen men with a dull pencil, but he was also interested in crafts and had a puckish sense of humor. He gifted a framed, cross-stitched version of Roxy’s quote to Eggsy. Eventually, Eggsy did end up hanging the damn thing in his own office. This was long, long after Eggsy could finally get over the initial abject horror and sheer mortification that John fuckin’ Wick had noticed Eggsy’s hopeless affections for Harry Hart.

3. It gets worse. EVERYONE actually saw that Eggsy was arse over tits for Harry Hart. “There, there, lad,” Merlin told him much, much later, when they’d finally sorted themselves out. “Actually, everyone else had also noticed that he was equally besotted with you.”

“Oi,” was Harry’s reaction to that, in a very deadpan, accurate imitation of Eggsy’s accent.

4. Eggsy’s “posh” voice gets any number of reactions when he has occasion to use it. His mates have all died of laughter when they’ve heard him use it in the shop. His mum is also not immune to the giggles, but only because, as she’s remarked, “It suits you, Eggsy-boy.” Originally, it was a beautiful, dead-on impersonation of Harry himself. These days, when Eggsy slips into that accent, every syllable crisp, cold, and clear, he can actually be terrifying. This is how Galahad takes command of half a dozen Knights in order to go rescue their King and how he even gets Merlin to snap to attention.

5. What most people don’t know is that Harry is equally capable of taking on Eggsy’s chav accent. The following exchange was recorded for posterity:

Harry: Ah, yer th'guvna, Merlin. Fanks.

Merlin: You’re welcome, Galahad.

Harry: S'Arfur, now, innit?

Merlin: …

Eggsy: *in the background, giggling*

Merlin: Arthur?

Harry: Yeh, bruv?

Merlin: Don’t ever do that to me again.

Eggsy: *loses it completely*

6. Harry Hart, of course, spent some time privately agonizing over the fact that he’d gone and fallen for a man half his age. He’d ruefully thought to himself that if he HAD to go through the obligatory “mid-life crisis” he figured that living the life of a Kingsman would have sorted all that out. But no, he had to go arse over teakettle for one beautiful, brave, bright young man who deserved to have the world laid at his feet. Harry was a gentleman of honor and he was quietly prepared to never openly speak of his feelings. If he could have Eggsy in his life as a very dear friend, then Harry would count himself fortunate. If he could have that familiar voice call him “ ‘Arry” and laugh and tease and generally be the impertinent, mischief-making, cheeky darling that he was, Harry would be content.

(Merlin has heard all this and had to pour himself a very stiff drink, prior to banging his head on his desk because, OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE, HARRY ARTHUR FITZWILLIAM HART.)

7. Harry had quickly become wrapped around the tiny, sticky fingers of little Daisy Unwin from the moment they were introduced. Daisy adored her 'Arry and immediately demanded to be picked up and even Eggsy couldn’t completely pry her away, at least until she’d finally fallen asleep with her head on his shoulder, one little hand fisted around Harry’s tie. Thus, Harry soon became a regular at tea parties, helped Daisy dress her dolls and also helped her invent fanciful adventures for the dolls to go on, involving kings and dashing knights and dragons and princesses.

8. It was Daisy, actually, who’d managed to finally drive home some very important truths.

“I wuv you, 'Arry.”

“I love you too, poppet.”

“Eggy wuvs 'Arry too. Wilf you marry Eggy, 'Arry?”

Harry’s normally brilliant brain had temporarily gone offline at that innocent question but he must’ve sputtered out some suitable answer: (Perhaps if Eggsy says yes… / O'course 'e will, 'Arry! Eggy wuvs you muchly!) And right on the heels of that, Harry had heard Eggsy respond in this broken, ragged tone that Harry dearly hoped he would never hear again:

“Eggsy would say 'Yes’ - that is, if Harry would only ask.”

Needless to say, the two idiots eventually managed to bring Daisy back to her Mum, so that they could have a private talk that involved several heartfelt confessions, kisses and other interesting things best left to the imagination.

No, Merlin, Harry and Eggsy absolutely did not end up defiling the Round Table. Why on earth would they do that when there was a perfectly acceptable bedroom?

In any case, the above incident had convinced Merlin that Daisy might well be a worthy “Morgana” to take his place one day.

9. After Harry and Eggsy, in their friends’ own words, “finally got their respective heads out of their arses and sorted their shite out,” Eggsy has observed that Harry is apparently incapable of at least going one day without addressing Eggsy by some sort of endearment or the other. “My dear” used to slip out quite accidentally, back when they were both mutually pining, which pretty much confirmed everyone else’s suspicions about Harry’s real feelings. These days, Eggsy will often hear Harry call him “darling” or “dearest” and it never fails to make him blush and feel all warm inside.

Of course, Eggsy has his own endearments and calling Harry “love” or referring to him as “my Harry” never fails to bring out the smile that Eggsy loves the most, the sweet, shy smile that will eventually give way to the one with the dimples.

10. In the wake of the former Arthur’s treachery and the clear weaknesses he had in running Kingsman, Harry as Arthur took a different approach in rebuilding and making sure that changes for the better were made. Going out on missions was one of those changes. “Code Excalibur” became an official thing when it became patently clear that while Arthur and Galahad were already deadly working by themselves, they were absolutely lethal when working together. Of course, this was only invoked in missions where basically the fate of the world was at stake.

The most epic case in which a Code Excalibur was invoked happened during what should have been just a simple intelligence gathering mission that the trainees would be watching from the feeds in Merlin’s office. Up to this point, the trainees had not realized that the apparently senior Knight known as “Harry” who so often shamelessly flirted with Agent Galahad and regularlymanaged to wipe the floor with the more arrogant trainees, was actually Arthur himself. Somehow, explosions, potential doomsday weapons and Arthur and Galahad being magnificently badass together happened, at which point Merlin just gave up and called the rest of the Knights in to help.

(Merlin: God help my sanity)

On A Mission

Harry: It’s too dark, I can’t see anything.

Eggsy: Don’t worry, Harry. I got this.

Eggsy: *stomps foot*

Eggsy: *Adidas lights up*

I mean he definitely got the nicest one 😌

Hi!

I read a hannigram a/b/o verse on ao3 but I forgot the title of it, can somebody help me please?

It's about how will decides to go off his suppressants, after he meets hannibal, but everyone thought he was a beta. Anyways his doctor tells him happy hunting? Bc he's trying to win hannibal over. He starts off by going into Hannibal's office after a heat and hannibal steals a pillow he's touched. Other things happen like how hannibal breaks into Will's house to scent mark the place.

Please reply if you know the fanfic I'm talking talking about!!