Vilkas: Okay Then, Just Take A Few Swings At Me And Let Me See What You’re Made Of.

2015 - Here are some gifs of Donald Trump being attacked by a bald eagle named Uncle Sam, literally the least patriotic thing that can happen to an American. [video]

Feral Gojo english dub highlights... Just close your eyes and listen..

Iron bull and Dorian (after they get together) react to a child Inquisitor referring to the both of them as their dads

Both of them:

“Double the dads for double the fun, right, Imekari? Kadan?” –Bull, probably.

JJK Series: Let's Meet in the Spring (SaShiSu x reader) Masterlist

Series: Let's Meet in the Spring (SaShiSu x reader)

Synopsis: Satoru, Suguru and Shoko are your best friends. Through their ups and downs, first meetings, fun times, farewells and what-ifs, you hope the blue spring they've once experienced, will bloom again.

Notes: Most of these are platonic unless stated otherwise! Some of them will be standalone fics and/or what-if scenarios that are AUs or deviation of another fic. Please check the fic description for extra info!

If you don't know where to start and want to start from the very first one - start here! It will then lead you to the other ones 😸

Gojo Satoru

Friends (fluff)

In which you're reminiscing about how you met Gojo and became his friend, and your thoughts on the strongest sorcerer as you observe him from his teen years to his adult years.

Membership (fluff, little bit of angst)

Continuation/part 2 of Friends, mainly from Gojo's POV. His thoughts on you and what made him bestow upon you a membership card to his sacred spaces.

Geto Suguru

First Impressions (fluff)

Reminiscing about your first impressions of Geto, and you realise he's much more than meets the eye, and one of the kindest people you've ever met.

Can I take your hand?

Continuation/part 2 of First Impressions, mainly from Geto's POV. His thoughts about you after meeting you on that fateful mission. How he sees you as a friend, as well as how he's hesitant on closing the gap between you and him.

Ieiri Shoko

Reach for your hand (fluff, little bit of angst)

When you started attending Jujutsu High, you realised Shoko was the biggest flirt of the three, and you wondered how you became closest to her before the others.

Through my eyes

Continuation/part 2 of Reach for your Hand from Shoko's POV. Her thoughts on the type of person she initially thought you were, compared to when she actually got to know you during your high school years, all the way until you're an adult.

SaShiSu

None yet! 🕊️

This will be updated accordingly for each new fic that comes out 😉

CONTINUE HERE:

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They’re so cute wtf

Vergil when he takes care of his drunk lover

RoR Incorrect quotes#85 Mama Bear

Now All...Imagen that In the fight between Zeus and Adam was switched last minute to you and Zeus

Zeus: It’s useless to win!*Manages to throw a punch to your face*

As you create a magic barrier to lessen the blow you still fly off to have your body smack against the arena walls, As Eve tries to hold Adam back...Eve watches in horror as your body lays on the ground coughing blood

Eve*Pupils dilate like an ACTIVATED JASON BOURNE and she hears “KILL BILL” music in her head as your eyes managed to look at hers*Myyyyy…. Sweeeeet…. BaaabBBBYY! Hermes*Spotting her from the other side of the ring* She seems agitated?-

Eve jumps into the arena, grabs the back of Zeus' head SLAMS them to the ground...SHOCKING EVERYONE in the arena...EVEN CAIN AND ABEL...Minus Adam who is clapping in support at his wife, A random God who was put to take out anyone who interferes with the fight goes to Eve- MinorGod: Do not defy me-*Is impaled in the chest by Eve's hand as he feels his heart being ripped by her* Eve: I AM EVE- MOTHER OF HUMANITY! LOOK UPON ME IN FEARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!*bounces the heart into her purse and swings her colorful purse around like a gunslinger*

More of the minor gods of the Greek pantheon charge her and SHE RIPS INTO THEM! She DECAPITATES them and goes ON AN ALL-OUT RAMPAGE- She charges at a TERRIFIED Zeus. She makes fighting grunts and growls as she beats the SNOT of them, But Zeus was about to turn around to run-

Zeus*Feels Eve grabbed his legs and swung him around till she throws him towards the gods*No! She’s grown too powerful! Please! PLEASE! AUGHHHHHHHHH!- She slices and Dices thru the gods! She jumps on another god and slices their face causing blood to spray onto her UNBLINKING FACE She jumps on another AND RIDES THEM LIKE A HOVERBOARD! As she HOLDS A “BLEEDING” HEAD OF A GOD RIGHT AT CAMERA Eve: YeeeAAARRGHHHH!!!!*flies about the air, slicing warrior gods in half left and right! A splatter of blood hits You, Cain, and Abel as Adam hugs you three like a bloodstain from a horror movie, You and Humanity+Valkyries watch your mother in still fear Zeus: NO! The reckoning is at hand!

...Adam WAS the first to witness...how Eve threw under all her sweetness and wholesomeness...lies a bear NO ONE should poke if she senses her babies are in danger...He ALMOST pity's the gods...

I haven’t answered asks or done headcannons in a while 😭 so take this as compensation

“Well said. Perhaps I was mistaken.”