Sebastian: When I Get Murdered, Can You Make Sure I Become An Unsolved Case?

"Hanging with you? Not healthy--"

I just had this thought and i can't stop laughing.

A random loony approaches Vergil with a big, goofy grin.

The blue devil is ready to turn him into mince meat.

Random loony turns around and rips the stinkiest, loudest fart that a human could ever release.

The said loony sprints away.

How does the blue devil react to this, and the entire dmc crew.

Make my day please.

Vergil is gonna stand there with so much shock and confusion that he just stands there like a deer about to get hit by a car.

Dante is laughing his ass off with tears in his eyes gripping the nearest wall.

Nero is also laughing but he's covering his mouth not trying to get his arm ripped off again.

V is just as shocked and confused. In fact he's even more confused than Vergil because wtf just happened.

Trish is fucking dying. She's holding her stomach and covering her eyes. Laughing loudly.

Lady, doing the same as Trish.

Nico just choked on her cigarette, she's coughing and laughing, trying to keep herself together and breathe!

RoR Incorrect quotes#85 Mama Bear

Now All...Imagen that In the fight between Zeus and Adam was switched last minute to you and Zeus

Zeus: It’s useless to win!*Manages to throw a punch to your face*

As you create a magic barrier to lessen the blow you still fly off to have your body smack against the arena walls, As Eve tries to hold Adam back...Eve watches in horror as your body lays on the ground coughing blood

Eve*Pupils dilate like an ACTIVATED JASON BOURNE and she hears “KILL BILL” music in her head as your eyes managed to look at hers*Myyyyy…. Sweeeeet…. BaaabBBBYY! Hermes*Spotting her from the other side of the ring* She seems agitated?-

Eve jumps into the arena, grabs the back of Zeus' head SLAMS them to the ground...SHOCKING EVERYONE in the arena...EVEN CAIN AND ABEL...Minus Adam who is clapping in support at his wife, A random God who was put to take out anyone who interferes with the fight goes to Eve- MinorGod: Do not defy me-*Is impaled in the chest by Eve's hand as he feels his heart being ripped by her* Eve: I AM EVE- MOTHER OF HUMANITY! LOOK UPON ME IN FEARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!*bounces the heart into her purse and swings her colorful purse around like a gunslinger*

More of the minor gods of the Greek pantheon charge her and SHE RIPS INTO THEM! She DECAPITATES them and goes ON AN ALL-OUT RAMPAGE- She charges at a TERRIFIED Zeus. She makes fighting grunts and growls as she beats the SNOT of them, But Zeus was about to turn around to run-

Zeus*Feels Eve grabbed his legs and swung him around till she throws him towards the gods*No! She’s grown too powerful! Please! PLEASE! AUGHHHHHHHHH!- She slices and Dices thru the gods! She jumps on another god and slices their face causing blood to spray onto her UNBLINKING FACE She jumps on another AND RIDES THEM LIKE A HOVERBOARD! As she HOLDS A “BLEEDING” HEAD OF A GOD RIGHT AT CAMERA Eve: YeeeAAARRGHHHH!!!!*flies about the air, slicing warrior gods in half left and right! A splatter of blood hits You, Cain, and Abel as Adam hugs you three like a bloodstain from a horror movie, You and Humanity+Valkyries watch your mother in still fear Zeus: NO! The reckoning is at hand!

...Adam WAS the first to witness...how Eve threw under all her sweetness and wholesomeness...lies a bear NO ONE should poke if she senses her babies are in danger...He ALMOST pity's the gods...

L E O N… 🌹 ↳バイオハザード RESIDENT EVIL 4 R E M A K E

Zorua probably transform into their trainers a lot. it’s gotta be harder to ignore a pet when they have your face and voice.

Warden | Hawke | Inquisitor

since i did one for my Hawke, i figured, what the hell, let’s do the rest of my DA heroes – so, here’s Hildegarde Trevelyan, the Inquisitor! She’s a shy young woman who slowly comes into her own once the burden of leadership is thrust upon her.

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OH MY GOD YES ONE OF YOU FUCKERS BETTER SEND ME THIS AS AN ASK WHEN THE BOX OPENS AGAIN

“KADAN HELP I CAN’T REACH THE BABY AND I’M LIKE 7 FEET TALL HOW THE FUCK CAN THEY TAKE OFF”

“AMATUS DO I HAVE TO LEARN TO USE MAGIC TO LEVITATE”

“MAKER’S BREATH MAKE THEM STOP FLAPPING WHEN I’M TRYING TO HOLD THEM”

AND MANY MORE

The first thing he did in Emprise du Lion

Vergil when he takes care of his drunk lover