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*the witchers sitting around the desk*

Geralt: no you don't understand. Jaskier sometimes can be so reckless I'm wondering how is he still alive?

Eskel: oh god I can feel this.

Geralt: hmm... No offense, but Y/n looks more calm than the bard.

Eskel: once when I was on a hunt, Y/n stayed at the camp. We were traveling together like... A month I guess? They didn't know much about witcher stuff. When I get back from the hunt I found them looking straight at the fire. And when I asked them what's going on, they told me, that they drinked all of my potions because "they were all shiny and pretty". I had never been so worried and nervous in my whole life.

Geralt: you won. *under his breath* thanks god for Jaskier.

I just had a random thought!

What if MC became a half-demon in Nightbringer because they are Lilith's Decendant and from the sins they have committed/indulged in due to their pacts/relationship with the brothers!?!

And what if!

When they return to the present, they are a half-angel (due to divine intervention) and are in heaven. However, after a debate with God (Mc Throws how he treated Lilith in his Face) they are thrown from heaven go through a 'fall'. However, mid 'fall' they are saved by one of the brothers and they wings have not fully blackened.

What do you guys think?

L E O N… 🌹 ↳バイオハザード RESIDENT EVIL 4 R E M A K E

The first thing he did in Emprise du Lion

Power has meaning. → Morrigan for Shanoa

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