More Camping chaosπ
"Loud snoring"
Ominis: *pops his head out of his tent after being woken up* WHO THE HELL IS THAT?! WHOS SNORING?! ITS DRIVING ME INSANE! *frowns*
Leander: *pops his head out of his tent* Shut up Ominis! I was JUST drifting off, till I heard you fucking screaming!
Sebastian: To hell with you Prewett! Have you heard the snoring?! Who is it?! And Where's Sebastian?! He was in here with me before!
Natty and poppy: *leaning out of their tent to see the commotion*
Imelda: *popping her head out* Can you guys be quiet!!? Though I do agree, this snoring is ridiculous!
Amit: *popping his head out of a tent half asleep* What's happening out here?
Everett: *popping out of the same tent as Amit* You guys know I'm not one to get angry, but I SWEAR to merlin if I don't get a good night sleep, I'm going to be FOUL to everyone tomorrow, and I dont want that! *frowns*
Ominis: Sebastian?! SEBASTIAN?!
Leander: Oi! Garreth?!
Garreth: *leaning out of another tent with a moody look* This better be DAMN good, What?!
Leander: I was just seeing if you were the one snoring, seems like you aren't.
Ominis: Sebastian?!
Sebastian: *popping his head out of MC's tent* What's with all the fucking shouting?!
Leander: PFFFT! should of KNOWN you'd of weasled your way into MC's tent Sallow! You fucking DOG!
Garreth: *laughs*
Sebastian: Prewett I'd come over there and knock you out..But I'm kinda naked right now and it's chilly out here *frowns*
Natty: MC?
MC: *pops her head out next to Sebastians* Hey *smiles*
Poppy: OK, so we're all here, awake..And the snoring is still happening...
The gang: .....
Garreths: *steps out of his tent and looks over to the tree line, seeing a huge shadow of a troll stood there looking at the camp, breathing heavily* FUUUUUUCK ITS A FUCKING TROLL! FUCK FUCK FUCK! *scrambles trying to find his wand*
Ominis: (?!?!?!?!?!) WHAT?!
Imelda, Natty & Poppy: *grabbing their wands*
Leander: *grabbing his wand* SALLOW! GET OUT HERE!!!!
Sebastian: *stumbling out of MC's tent pulling up his underwear that he's just thrown on in a panic, and grabbing his wand* Fighting a fucking troll in my undies at 3 am isn't how I wanted to spend my night!!
Ominis: *panicked* MC?!
MC: Ominis! Come over here to my tent!
Sebastian: Oi! No funny business until I get back!
Ominis: *crawling his way over to MC's tent, shouting over the chaos* OH sure Sebastian!! *frowns* I couldn't think of a more perfect time to FUCK MC while everyone's fighting a DAMN TROLL!!!!
~
Iron bull and Dorian (after they get together) react to a child Inquisitor referring to the both of them as their dads
Both of them:
βDouble the dads for double the fun, right, Imekari? Kadan?β βBull, probably.
Zorua probably transform into their trainers a lot. itβs gotta be harder to ignore a pet when they have your face and voice.
I havenβt answered asks or done headcannons in a while π so take this as compensation
I just had a random thought!
What if MC became a half-demon in Nightbringer because they are Lilith's Decendant and from the sins they have committed/indulged in due to their pacts/relationship with the brothers!?!
And what if!
When they return to the present, they are a half-angel (due to divine intervention) and are in heaven. However, after a debate with God (Mc Throws how he treated Lilith in his Face) they are thrown from heaven go through a 'fall'. However, mid 'fall' they are saved by one of the brothers and they wings have not fully blackened.
What do you guys think?
β£ π·ππππππ ππππππππ β£
Most commonly known as Lavi [close friends at Hogwarts] or Winnie [everyone else].
Birthday: 28th of April;
Wand: Alder, 12 1/4 inches, Phoenix feather, Surprisingly Swishy;
Amortentia: old parchment, ink-stained fingers and fresh baked bread;
Boggart: the faceless figures of her parents* [changed after the events of the end of 5th year];
Animagus form: ginger main coon cat [learned from Natty during 6th year];
Height: 169 cm [5β² 6.5β³];
Hair color: auburn, past shoulders [gets quite few grey strands after watching Isidoraβs memories], usually in a loose bun;
Eye color: naturally brown, gradually got deep blue after awakening ancient magic. Thereβs a remaining ring of brown around her iris;
Scars: swirl-shaped over right eye and cheek [caused by ancient magic], diffindo-shaped over her left side, hip and thigh [thank you, Mr.Sallow], behind her left ear [fell off the tree];
[cunning - inquisitive - intuitive - resilient - determined]
Love starved puppy. Taught to rely on herself from a young age, Lavi does know how to stand her ground. Anxious and therefore intuitive, attentive to people's emotions, can easily empathize with strangers. Has quite amicable image with sprinkle of mischief, but reserves her true emotions to herself. Values friendship and her people to the point of quiet possessiveness out of fear of abandonment. Will do equally anything to make them feel better and protect both emotionally and physically, as do anything to make them stay in her circle, so she chooses carefully. Can be very motherly when comforting someone [as it's an orphan's copium she doesn't know any better], is in generally surprisingly tactile.
Despite having some repulsion towards authority, prefers to be on good terms with it, aka "i learn the rules before I break them". Is open to new things: would go on exploring equally before and past curfew but after all assignment are finished. Due to Ancient Magic she is quite well-rounded, but nothing too extensive, despite diligence. [Will do everything academically to not get sent back to orphanage, even if it kills her]. Picked up reading passion again after befriending Sebastian, but really got into it after the main events. Inherited her father's cunningness, will sweet-talk you into anything without much ado and tell exactly what you need to hear to further whatever she's pursuing because that's life.
[Suffers from two Obliviate spells and Isidora's pensives: can get moody or silent for visibly no reason, her memory can swindle before going back to normal. After 5th year enters whole identity crisis, where a "bleeding effect" might mess her up a bit.]
Likes: being cared for, sound of waves, sense of accomplishment, smell of moss and old paper, fresh pastry, long walks, things going her way;
Dislikes: hot humid weather, closed spaces [le milde claustrophobia], reprimands and general feel of shame, pine sap and mosquitos;
Has a knack for: dueling [it helps her relieve stress and pent-up aggression and she'll go into the forbidden forest for some venting purposes], non-verbal spellcasting, grave robbing treasure hunting;
Fears: to be forgotten and abandoned;
Strives for: approval recognition;
Known relatives:
Liam Whitlock [father, alive] - halfblood miracle monger, allied with Ashwinders;
Ambrosia Blishwick [mother, alive]
Miriam Fig [nee. Blishwick] [grandaunt, deceased]
Martin Locke [cousin, alive, belonging to @cetuscorvus]
Was an accident, but quite welcomed child, that was acquainted to nomad lifestyle since she was a wee-baby. Takes strongly after her mother, who was up to no good and eloped in the first place;
Travelled with her parents and avoided law till tender age of 8, then was rightfully labelled a squib. Without much remorse was dropped off in the godforsaken town of Portreath in an orphanage, obliviated and waved goodbye.
Raised a proper working class Victorian girl without a clue what magic is. Rose with the dawn, sang in church choir, worked as soon as she was the age, looked out for the youngsters.
Developing a certain disdain for authorities ever since, often found herself in the nearby ruins that townsfolk either avoided or did not even see, it became her hideout.
Made fatuous acquaintance with Miriam Fig in late 1889, when she first came to Portreath to investigate said ruins as part of her travels. Miriam, being the good bean she is, befriended her first cousin once removed, realizing Lavinia does see the traces of ancient magic and can aid in her search. [It is where the Portkey came from];
As Laviβs magic was released at one point as a self-defence mechanism, it left her scarred and Miriam contacted the Ministry on her behalf.
During heated debate about what to do with Lavinia and all the Ministry paperwork and goblins taking track of Miriamβs research, it was deemed safer to take the bait off the unknowing child, so another memory charm was used. Due Miriamβs request prior to her death, Lavi was taken in by professor Fig for a few summer months to learn what she could about the wizarding world. The man was by all means still grieving, so not much about her practical education was actually done.
Portia [The Arcana] | Catherine[The Great] | Donna Noble [Doctor Who] | Max Mayfield[Stranger Things] | Sylvie[Loki] | Leliana[Dragon Age]
Boys reaction when someone flirts at them π«’
"You have a beautiful smile"
This is what Iβm imaginingπ₯Ί:
When they get back home Auntie is in LOVE.πβ€οΈ
No idea if Iβll ever finish this, but have a very rough animatic thingy
(Also ignore how many tears there are at the end I got too carried away and Iβm too lazy to fix them)
2015 - Here are some gifs of Donald Trump being attacked by a bald eagle named Uncle Sam, literally the least patriotic thing that can happen to an American. [video]